Sir Mushroom 🐖🐕

@OnieNecrosis Yeah, but your cuteness is increasing, so it's all good.

went to a murder mystery party and didn’t die or murder anyone!! i also wasn’t much help solving the murder. honestly i was pretty confused by all the clues. but i did look cute and bring macaroons and even had some well timed jokes so i think i was a good party guest like a B+

@onepiecei5drug The emergency food supply gag never gets old.

The fact that they didn’t even know Chopper was a doctor before recruiting him makes it one of Oda’s best writing moments. It perfectly shows how Luffy chooses people for who they are, not for what they can do. #onepiece

@heyitslana You did, but especially with that mole. Very Anne Francis.

My ex wanted me to get surgery, but I chose to stay natural. Did I make the right call?

@michellexotter ?

A lot of people on here think I’m a home body that rarely leaves my house meanwhile my neighbors are like “Oh god she is outside with the chainsaw again what is she doing now?”

@secretgeorgie Here's hoping for a good growing season. The weather here is so random it's tough to know when to start some things.

Back in May for early summer razzmatazz!! (..And purely because I have to start on the veg patch)🥒🥕🍓🫛

@Fr3ddi1 Hormones, but get your thyroid checked out. I had a girlfriend who would randomly cry due to a thyroid imbalance because of her birth control pills.

Is it the oestrogen that’s making me cry when I wake up? Or is my brain just mush 😭😖

@EnokiNoel A lot of young men are functionally illiterate. It's why the Daily Wire people are all failed Hollywood wannabes. They don't comprehend what's already out there and fail at creating new stuff as the result.

There is no way this isn’t rage bait right? Are people this illiterate? Does anyone have media literacy anymore? I just finished thriller bark and I don’t even know the context and the context doesn’t even matter. This isn’t bad writing by any means. Oda isn’t perfect but this is not flawed writing.

@michellexotters Today, yeah. Tomorrow, high of 54. We're living up to our meme this year.

Is it swim suit season yet?

@NACHOS2D_ 1m for this crap? It's not impressive at all.

Hollywood got cooked. AI Seedance 2.0 just dropped a Hancock vs Homelander in a matter of days $1,000,000-level quality.

@Lisaelizabeth Here in central Maryland, we had an earthquake last year that sounded like an explosion or two. Granted, we are in the Piedmont, not the coastal plain, but something to check for.

So about an hour ago I heard 2 insanely loud explosions, pretty spaced out. They didn’t sound like gunshots and they certainly didn’t sound like fireworks. Apparently all of South Philly called the police. Police went looking around and said it was likely fireworks, but there was no way. People heard it for like a 20 block radius. It shook my house. So I go on the Citizen app and people are saying maybe it was a meteor. I thought that sounded ridiculous until I listened to the sound of a meteor entering the earths atmosphere and that’s what it sounded like! Now I feel like I’m going crazy.

@Femgirl_Fishing @oncloud_e How about scratch and sniff stickers with affirmative sayings?

@oncloud_e Actually can we normalize people going out of there way to give trans people a holographic smiley sticker that tells us we are doing a good job. Like the kind the Walmart door greeters used to give out except only for cool gender people

trans people don't want you to go out of your way to do anything for us btw. literally just believe us and treat us how you would anyone else of the gender we are obviously going for or leave us the hell alone

@Femgirl_Fishing Do you follow Andre J cooks fish? May serve for some inspiration. andrejcooksfish.co.uk/cooking-every-…

mmmmm walleye….

@BloomMoona hello

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@tocophobia Cool!

FINISHED MY FIRST LIL CLAY FIGURINE !!

@Femgirl_Fishing Going towards the Rude Girl look?

Fih

Hey PA, did we just have all 4 seasons in 24 hours?!!!

@_ax_asian_0__ Nice

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@sexshellysexx hi

@EnokiNoel Training to be Tarzan

Why is Ace clenching his cheeks like that? Wrong answers only.