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@sadscorpio420 We're killing him the moment op ends

her ass is fat bc its filled with pokemon lore

The angel’s butt is huge #meishodoto

why are all my friends in this truck

my cat is so fucking chopped

You can tell the average retail customer genuinely believes they deserve to live

Saying “Every breath you take is a breath I allowed you to have” to the subway sandwich artist making my food

i have GOT to cry about this

Im at Walmart whipping runts hard as hell at any kid I see

The Great MIGHTY Lord Parasurama is about to wield his AXE one last time to obliterate an EVIL regime. With that final blow, PEACE will return to mother earth momentarily. Witness the Wrath and Sheer Power of God one last time before the dawn of a NEW AGE begins!

teacher sent me to the principal for scrolling taco bell app in class

my face after killing everyone that stands in my path

bok choy is a hard ass name for a vegetable

Monkey Mao Sung Sung Dynasty 12th or 13th century

ボクも有馬記念を目指そうかな～！！ #有馬記念2025

Kill them bruh. Sic your minions on them bruh. Tear them to shreds bruh

bounce that butt bro just kidding

A fart is lowkey like a ringtone for your butt The poop is calling