The Nothing

Backend engineer Android app developer And I trade crypto as a side hustle 🙏

@nolimitmiracle @Jessy_oo1 @Ecoflowing @dgoflife No issue bro

@nothingCrypt0 @Jessy_oo1 @Ecoflowing @dgoflife I had to laugh because, I find it funny. Imagine someone you never spoke with talk bad about you. Just laugh and move on

Is this real? Or are other people buying it overpriced?

@Jessy_oo1 @nolimitmiracle @Ecoflowing @dgoflife As you can see, he’s just shining teeth or you turned a blind eye to that too? Y’all won’t look at the signs until you get played But you think you’re wise with this comment?

@nothingCrypt0 @nolimitmiracle @Ecoflowing @dgoflife Defend himself against what?? Who ? Una 2 stupid

@nolimitmiracle @Ecoflowing @dgoflife Something fishy is actually going on with this reply you just gave It just means you’re doing something shady because you can’t even defend yourself, instead you’re sending emojis Its not as if you’re already credited enough, we don’t know either of you

@Ecoflowing @dgoflife Why?🫣🥹 Wetin I do?

@lanreadelowo I promise you they won’t charge it, you’ll have to cancel enrollment and apply via the app, and it has to be Nigerian card, imagine trying to get a naira card that actually works lol Its like they are extremely selective with the card they charge

Apple take my $100 for developer account na

@tomilola_ng Since when is DUNS paid?? Been getting that shit for free since like forever

💰 Price Breakdown: Mobile App + Landing Page + Admin Dashboard (Google Play Store & Apple App Store) 1. Apple Developer Account: $99/year (₦135k) 2. Google Play Developer Account: $25 one-time (₦35k) 3. Cloud Services: $50–$65/month (₦70k–₦89k) covers DB, File Storage, Backend Server & Frontend Hosting 4. DUNS Number: $50 one-time (₦70k) free for some business niches 5. Brand Design: ₦500k+ (price varies by designer; Pro tip: junior designers often produce excellent work; quality is tied to skill, not cost) Want the full breakdown? Drop SOFTWARE PRICING in the comments and I’ll send you a Google Doc straight to your DM. 📩

@imran_services Bank PHB I can never forget their name because they had so much aura, their cars run on water ads too was so legendary

Indomie generations stay aside 😂😂. Mention an old Nigerian BANK you know that no longer exist. Me- Savanna bank

@dammy4trueluv Not you thinking this is some type of flex smh

Status Views challenge 🤓 send your screenshot let check something 😜

@lanreadelowo I’ve looked for alternatives to tableplus all my life, I’m still stuck with the free version, without seeing a worthy alternative That shit just works

I refuse to pay a one time/life time fee of $99 for tableplus so I’m going to vibecode my Postgres viewer and spend $60 then spend $20 every other month fixing things

@Wizarab10 This is lowkey the reason i don’t wanna have kids cuz I’m exactly like this Make i no raise my pikin without love, make dem no end up like me🥲

Hmmmm

@TadyJerry Too real, this girl blocked me on snap and IG but still had the audacity to ask if she can come over the second time I never see that kin thing before

Your best sexual experience will come from the woman that doesn't like you.

@sneminaj Makes the process of getting a real one that you can settle down with extremely hard

Men with body counts over 25, what's an important lesson you've learned?

@ReekadoBanks The funny thing is porn has always been on X for the longest time You’ll need to search deep for you to see it, you’ll need to be specific when searching But nowadays, any slightest search will most likely return porn

TORI OLORUN 🤲🏾

@Motion_Boy_ By not answering the question lmao

How do you guys even get away with this question without snitching 😪

@Kseeslifesimple @benitakegbe What’s yours my bro?

@nothingCrypt0 @benitakegbe You no go like get mine too? 👁

i need bad friends fr

@kosiissofineee Kosiii Fb real quick

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@Astro_jessie They can co exist like mad

Two freaks can’t co exist

@ms0nigghaz My favorite people are the girlies who actually liked this post 🤙

Like this if you want us to recreate. I’d deadass dm you. Don’t like just for fun make I no shepe for you

@uju_nwa_ Drop deets

Need to be gifted 1M naira. God send my helper.