Obsessedama

This week I confidently greeted someone on the road thinking I knew them. Smiled, waved, even slowed down sef 😭. Got closer… it wasn’t who I thought at all. We just stared at each other for 2 seconds and I had to pretend like I was checking my phone. Life no balance sometimes.

@EduGabbaner Stoppp 😂😂

Someone should tell me why I see almighty trump

@IDAsirAhmad Mehn 😂😂

When I tell you that Arsenal is finished, don't argue with me. Look at the Wolves that beat Arsenal—they are getting trashed by Leeds United. 😂

@UmairaFB Facts

Success is often just the result of staying disciplined long after the excitement of the start has faded. ​Don't look for "motivation." Build a system of habits that keeps you moving when the feelings aren't there. Consistency is the only thing that separates a dream from a reality.

@Timi_plays00 Omo

Market no come today at all😂😂😂😂

@BIGDIMEXbc Very good 😂

Another one😂😭

@john322226 Content is literally everywhere… people just don’t slow down enough to notice it.

@john322226 Real 😭 your brain just chose the easy dopamine.Quoting is faster than thinking, so now it’s your default lol.

I hate starting anything bcos I usually get addicted to getting more dopamine from it it easily. I recently started quoting tweets and I can’t stop quoting random people. I now prefer it than even tweeting

@cee_cynthia_ 🤚🤚

@obsessedama 😹 someone's hallucinating again!

I told myself I’ll just lie down for 10 minutes…next thing I wake up confused about what day it is 😭

@cee_cynthia_ Yeah it was after I checked, I then realised I was still in the same day

@obsessedama 😹 calendar please

@triplexdshott I think there was a typo...your wife's house ?? 😭

from my papa house to my wife house, i no dey rent any mumu house.

@ceewilldotcom Why is it always 3am when it starts beeping too 😭

My smoke detector battery is dead for the first time in my adult life. I went to change it and turns out it needs a 9v battery. Like…. Okay no wonder the stereotype exists

@RoRcKyRaJ True

Don't be too available👌 Familiarity can reduce value👌

@perkmaybe Hiiiiiii

You can gain 400 followers per day. If you want to gain followers, drop "Hi" and connect with everyone who likes it. I’ll do shoutouts for my active followers.

@Ibrahim____3li @annhybri Fb

@annhybri Active ✅️

Night gain, who else is active?

@Abdulrahma14382 @annhybri Fb

@annhybri Active

@Kila47 @annhybri Fb

@annhybri Active

I was so serious about hitting 10k steps today… then I remembered I’ve already walked through enough stress for one day 😭

@odedanilo The word "Omo"

You cannot go a day without saying??