Mister Monkey

@timpjohansson Face is going to look like a catcher's mitt in 20 years

this is what 350g sugar a day and moving to the mediterranean did to my face.

@KimDotcom @dbongino How is he getting so many likes yet trashed by everyone in the comments? Insane bot activity

@dbongino Update: You LOST.

Tom Massie is a shameless fraud. Thanks, and have a great day.

@frostybaby13 @OpenAI AI shouldn't be used for companionship you weirdos.

@OpenAI Use that money to return 4o to the public, the model that cared for humanity, solved medical issues, brought hope and joy to our lives! #keep4o #opensource4o #keep4oAPI x.com/JudeNocturne/s…

Today, we closed our latest funding round with $122 billion in committed capital at an $852B post-money valuation. The fastest way to expand AI’s benefits is to put useful intelligence in people’s hands early and let access compound globally. This funding gives us resources to lead at scale. openai.com/index/accelera…

@bodycrave Fat

whats this called???

5 days a week onsite, paying 75k for a job in the middle of DC Yeah I think not

@PriceErrors Lmao at 24g RAM. Yeah right.

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@TFTC21 The few people actually able to take advantage of the bubble. Good for them

Young data center electricians in Texas are earning $240K–$280K/year with zero college debt.

@TrumpWarRoom Those payments won't cover shit. Not a solution.

@gregalmonte_ @disclosetv Modern day Catholics? Lmao yeah right.

NEW - Israeli police blocked Cardinal Pizzaballa, Head of the Catholic Church in the Holy Land, from entering the Church of the Holy Sepulchre to celebrate Palm Sunday Mass, the first time in centuries that the heads of the Church were barred from celebrating Palm Sunday Mass at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.

@Pricerrors Looks like it's fixed now

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@Arkasiraee @business Thanks ChatGPT

WHY IRAN’S STRIKE ON A U.S. E-3 SENTRY CHANGES MORE THAN IT SEEMS 1:- The E-3 Sentry fleet is critically small. Around 16–17 aircraft remain. That’s not depth, that’s scarcity. Lose one, and you’re removing irreplaceable capacity. 2 :- Nearly 40% of that fleet was deployed to the Gulf. One hit doesn’t just reduce numbers, it compresses radar coverage and command capability across the entire theatre. 3:- This isn’t just another aircraft. The E-3 is the airborne command layer. Its radar scans hundreds of kilometres, tracking aircraft, missiles, and drones simultaneously. 4 :- It doesn’t just detect. It orchestrates. Fighters, interceptors, tankers, missile defence systems all depend on it. Remove it, and the entire system becomes slower, fragmented, and reactive. 5 :- The strike hints at deeper capability. Hitting a high-value asset on the ground suggests precise targeting intelligence, likely beyond standalone capacity. 6 :- This fits a pattern. Iran is not chasing jets. It is targeting the sensor layer. Radars, tracking systems, and now airborne command nodes. Blind the system, and everything else weakens. 7 :- Psychologically, this matters. These aircraft are supposed to operate far behind the front line, protected by layers of defence. Hitting one on the ground signals reach and vulnerability. 8 :- This loss compounds with others. Damaged radars, strained interceptor inventories, and stretched logistics are all stacking into systemic pressure. 9 :- Replacement is the real constraint. The E-3 runs on the Boeing 707 platform, which hasn’t been produced since the 1990s. There is no production line. 10 :- Its successor, the Boeing E-7 Wedgetail, is delayed. Even in the best case, meaningful replacement capacity is years away. THE COST OF WHAT WAS HIT • E-3 Sentry:- $537M to $596M per aircraft • KC-135 Stratotanker:- $80M to $120M per aircraft • Reported damage: 1 E-3 + multiple KC-135s (up to 5 in some reports) Estimated impact:- Roughly $900M to $1.2B+ in high-value airborne assets damaged in a single strike. My reading is this, This wasn’t just a hit, It was a billion-dollar message aimed directly at the most critical and least replaceable parts of the system. This was clearly done by the intel given by China and Russia. Iran simply does not have the ability to track these Assets from Space but can attack based on the intel provided by Russia and China.

A $300 million US plane known as the AWACS was destroyed by an Iranian missile during a recent strike on a base in Saudi Arabia. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@jakeshieldsajj The only people still trusting the plan are boomers who only watch Newsmax and have no idea what's going on.

People who are still MAGA I have a question Are you starting to have some doubts or do you still trust our president?

@BladeoftheS RAM prices are collapsing? Where?

RAM prices are collapsing because OpenAI couldn't afford to purchase 40% of the world's supply as it promised. AI is about to die. How loud are you cheering?

@screentime @NateTheHate2 Again?

A Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake is reportedly releasing in the second half of 2026 via: @NateTheHate2

@DAKKADAKKA1 Nah they just snap sometimes

Literally one of the safest places on earth. Literally a store made for children. They let Muslims into their country. This is what happens.

@rleeinva @BernieSanders Nah, he's right on this one.

Health care? "You're on your own." Housing? "Nothing we can do." Grocery prices? "You're out of luck." $200 billion for another war? "No problem!" Americans—Democrats, Republicans, independents—are SICK AND TIRED of endless wars. We need to invest here at home.

@Fax_Jammed @MorePerfectUS What's the point? The government is just going to waste it all anyway.

@MorePerfectUS It's a start. It needs to be larger.

Elizabeth Warren is introducing a wealth tax. The bill would impose an annual 2% tax on the net worth of households over $50 million, with billionaires paying 3%. And, to deter the ultra-rich from leaving the country to avoid the tax, the bill would also levy a 40% "exit tax" on anyone worth more than $50 million who renounces their U.S. citizenship.

@SenWarren It's all just going to get wasted anyway. Government greed is the issue. End social security. Cut the military by 95%. Remove income tax altogether for everyone.

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me. It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

Dude spent millions on anti-aging just to permanently scramble his brains on psychedelics.

@fbpns @CentroLeaks The official Pokemon Japan account posted about it as well. This is completely on topic imo.

@CentroLeaks I don’t think this one needed to be posted

BREAKING NEWS: Female Staff Member Stabbed by Man at Ikebukuro Pokémon Center, Unconscious; Man Also Stabs Himself in Neck, Unconscious