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@JACKIEBEAT Sign. Me. Up. !

I have decided to start C.U.N.T. - which stands for Clowns United Now, Trash! It organizes Drag Queens and fights unscrupulous/abusive promoters.

@AmericanExpress why is the Centurion Lounge at DFW closed right now? Shouldn’t it be open?

Watching @Andy and @andersoncooper on #cnnnye makes my gay heart so happy. AND NOW @cher IS ON THE PHONE!!!! #gagged

@BrianSimsPA #IVotedBlue

SHOW ME YOUR VOTES! It’s a scientific fact that the best beards are attached to Voters. I wanna see your stickers! #ShowMeYourVotes

Go home @kroger. You’re drunk. #fail #signfail

@themisscocoperu saw these at Kroger in Dallas. Did you need any?

Hey @KChenoweth-you forgot about joining us on the @turtlecreek #Pride float in your to-do list. Sure it’s a mistake - we still have room for you. I’m sure the 50,000+ spectators would love to see you. #turtles4kristin dallasnews.com/arts/theater/2…

I can’t imagine why they would take this down this post?! @TexasStandard will surely have a report tomorrow.

Wow, @KChenoweth - Dallas is having our #Pride parade the day after your concert here. Just saying: We have extra room on the @turtlecreek Chorale (gay men’s chorus) float if you want to ride along. #turtles4kristin #kristindoesdallas #callme

First, I cackled when @MorningEdition announced the breaking spaghetti news story. I SCREAMED when they played @Eminem at the end. #momsspaghetti. Thanks for the laugh on my morning commute!👏👏👏

@CBSDFW A beautiful moment.

Nathan Lane wins #TonyAwards for Featured Actor in a Play for "Angels in America": cbsloc.al/2MdH7qE

@manilaluzon I want to be Jan Crouch.

Who would you be for Snatch Game??

Just became a sustaining member of @keratx. I know it’s late but it’s a start. Gift in honor of the great staff at @TexasStandard and @kerathink

Yaaas! Cant wait to talk about #awkward conversations during my session. #shamlessselfpromotion #afpfc2018

Spending more time on Twitter this weekend rather than Insta. There’s only so many #Coachella pics I can handle.

Girl. @todrick got me all crying in the #admiralsclub at #lax while watching #behindthecurtain. #mess #canigetanotherdrink #kthx

Hey @AmericanAir. Is there a way to handle a same day flight change through Twitter? Or do I have to call someone?

TY @AmericanAir for your trans inclusive design in your new #admiralsclub bathrooms in #dfwairport terminal A.

Nothing like traveling for work all week while trying to finalize your presentation for #afpfc #exhausting #whereami #whattimeisit

I’m gagging bc I just found out one of my fav comedians @JustinLizSayre is going to be on my cruise. #givingmelife