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I'm removing mulch in my backyard today and I found a Wade giraffe (Red Rose Tea)
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Offshore Oddities𓅣
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Offshore Oddities𓅣
@offshoreoddity
Graphic Designer/Writer/Beachcomber Born absolutely exhausted and fed up with everyone’s shit
I don't know anymore Beigetreten Nisan 2018
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How is this a real creature we share our planet with? We are so fortunate.
留(どめ)@domehimeno
可愛いユキちゃんを見てってください #海遊館 #ワモンアザラシ
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I read somewhere that he makes $10,000 a week just from ad revenue and sponsors
Miel@sailrstarscream
We really do gotta kill food waste influencers
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@uscfan981 There's only three dogs on here, the other is just Seth MacFarlane's painful self insert
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@YangKongBeavis @CrocodileCam I'd rather hang with Satan dog than Seth MacFarlane's self insert
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Get rid of the one who’s a horrible person. This isn’t a hard choice at all.
Andrew Anderson@uscfan981
One.
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@rock___city @MocaIsSoLoca *sigh* yes, I understand art can still be bad even if it's not AI. My point is even when people are told it's not AI, someone still wants to be right and say "yeah well it still sucks". It gets old fast. And yes I actually don't hate the original design. Y'all are boring g'nite.
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@rock___city @MocaIsSoLoca "STOP USING AI! USE A REAL ARTIST!"
Company: *uses real artist*
"THEY FUCKING SUCK!"
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@DeckofFlora @ich_conor I actually don't hate it. The eyes look better in the sketch but I guess they wants to really shout the "vision" part of Eurovision
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@ich_conor the concept & design was made by lynn brunner, however the 3D model was created by nate blain. Both are actually pretty great artists, but this design didn’t translate well to 3D.
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Yeah that's why we don't walk around in bare feet genius wtf do you think shoes are for?
Andra@BioavailableNd
Wearing outside shoes inside the house. According to Dr.Gerba, Microbiologist, there's a 96% chance there's fecal matter on your sole and +400k units of bacteria.
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@offshoreoddity Can I say something everyone already said when this Pic debuted?
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Behold Pearl the oyster, the greatest of Eldritch mascots.
Melly@MocaIsSoLoca
all this build up to reveal the ugliest creature known to man
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@crazekananas @hellosami @Grungette Bro why are you doing math homework in your posts? Did you expect answers?
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You could fill every pot hole in the city with all that tar. Which city? Doesn't matter.
🔞Saveydro🔞@Saveydro
Get a load of this panini press in the kitchen at the gas station where I work. It's never been cleaned and stays on 24/7.
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@sayuomi Boil water > put pasta in > take one out once soft and test if it's ready by tasting it > should have a little give but not too soft/not too hard. Takes like 10 minutes tops for most noodles. Don't put pasta in water UNTIL IT'S BOILING.
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it disintegrated AGAIN. AGAIN AND AGAIN. im so tired i actually cannotndo this what am i doing wrong why is pasta of all things my arch nemesis
sayuomi! - semi ia@sayuomi
lets try making pasta again
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@nakkkkkan Your dog looks like my friend's dog Teddy. He even has spots in a similar place on his back ♥️
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@TheRealRathole Hawaiian honeycombs are technically from Hawaii but it's a J so we had to Jersey it up
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@offshoreoddity The real nj weird food is that ice cream cone in the shape of a J at seaside.
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I had to look up Oreo Overload and it's just an ice cream sundae from Coldstone Creamery, which is only along the NY and PA borders in New Jersey. It's barely in our state. We still eat turtle soup in south NJ, oreos are hardly weird. Whoever made this is a tourist.
Terrible Maps@TerribleMaps
The weirdest foods in each U.S. state
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Bert has just discovered how social media works. Give him a round of applause everyone 👏 👏👏👏👏👏
bert@airpippens
this dude just retweeting anything
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