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it is!!!

@PsychGazelle @jaylovestv i watched the episode and i was wrong in a different way, he quotes the myth about the stake not the rug!

@ohioella @jaylovestv ohhh I was never on tumblr, so I didn't know that was a specific thing. I was just referring to the hate-crime origin in general, sorry!

remember when that random tumblr user convinced everyone that faggot came from burning gay people in rugs and it just…. wasn’t true

@PsychGazelle @jaylovestv i might be missing something but this is the only mention i can find, the rug part is the tumblr specific urban legend

@ohioella @jaylovestv It absolutely is on the wikipedia page as a misconception

@fiddypairs just made an appointment with mine today after 3 years, i've been meaning to do it for about 2.5 years

This might be the year I finally talk to a psychiatrist and figure out just what the hell my problem is

power outage at division blue line

bread is stale and the circus sucks. Clown is jacking off. Lion tamer ODing on opiates. Lion is bloated dead. Magician is actually cutting the lady in half in real life. But I’ll keep watching. It’s actually not bad I take it back. They got a big thing of narcan for the elephant.

I-65 is shut down in Louisville for two months so two people used the opportunity to sit in the middle of the road and kiss

@amazonmilkfrog @TheNotoriousHRT google maps doesn't let you select a later bus so idk if i can make it to work on time if i take the next one. i feel like it's also infinitely more useful when people are using it so i try to use it even if i don't need it so the tracking is more accurate

@amazonmilkfrog @TheNotoriousHRT yeahhh i've waited for 20+ minutes only to find out the bus next bus isn't even showing up on the cta bus tracker yet, i wish there was a way to report a fake bus. i mainly use it to get to work and i live about 5 minutes from all my options to get there

i hate transit app sometimes cause sometimes it's like "your train was delayed" you now have to wait 23 minutes but you're taking the trunk of the green line so no I fucking don't and then you arrive on time anyways and take an EARLIER train than the app told me I could

@amazonmilkfrog @TheNotoriousHRT i use it to plan if my trip involves transfers but i have all my usual routes saved on the cta bus tracking app/website so i always double check that or text the train text line. once i know which bus/train is real on transit i just click that

@TheNotoriousHRT i don't know how people use it

anthony head you were so iconic for so many reasons but I will always remember you and your pink ds on the set of merlin

@LatinSSBM we found some good places by looking up management companies (bjb, cagan, landmark, etc.) and searching their websites directly, good luck finding a place!

any Chicago ppl have any tips/leads for reasonably affordable apartments? my lease is up at the end of the month and I lowkey need to find something asap lol. rts appreciated

I proudly only ever park my car illegally so my ticket dollars go to the great city of Chicago instead of Saudi Arabia.

this dipshit is the same way <3

@masharooms hope the mouse bites help :(

In the ER with strange mystery illness. House MD come to me and break all my bones with your sexy cane

I LOVE MY COUNTRY CHICAGO

Nothing funnier to me than a guy who is doomed. Like the thought of a guy that only has bad things ahead of him makes me hold my stomach laughing

youtu.be/UlzyyzN1Dss?si… After over a year of collaboration with @bearpottedplant I'm proud to announce my third melee combo video is officially online!! Give it a watch there are some fire clips in there and Ashley really went beast mode into making it unique.

always found "The Michael Jordan of drunk driving played his final game tonight" to be a beautiful line.

White people cuck chairs be Herman miller