EthanSimianaVEVO

There are no winners at Sizzler, only those who didn’t get their money’s worth and those who want to die.

watch this space, big things coming 🙏

Yeah I’m a sigma male Ima sigma mail (parking infringement letters) into this filing cabinet (the bin)

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

@ghostmutt69 Rayyyyyy

the hottest woman you’ve ever seen approaches you at a bar, giving you a sultry look - she leans in close to say something to you & when she opens her mouth she has brad garrett’s voice

@gracejarvisohno ✨ Memories ✨

Scatman John walked so Crazy Frog could run

Watching The DaVinci Code, or as I call it: Enigmas in Paris

Working for the dole ❌ Working for the doll ✅

Now we realise maybe Kanye WAS saying she was a gold digger (she was Jewish btw) (yikes)

Weird Al covers 50 cent

Can’t believe stranger things real name is Milton Robert Brown

If Flat Earth was true, we’d all be remembering Powerman 5000 from the Rodney Mullen Pro Skater series of games.

@ghostmutt69 Lipsync Battlefield Earth

my drag name is Elle Ron Hubbard

Check 👏 in 👏 with 👏 Suicide Girls 👏 on 👏 RUOK 👏 day 👏

Down at the construction yard giving handjobs because I jack off all trades

Fuck Marry Kill? Who’s Marry Kill??

The Queen? Do you mean the $5 Mad Magazine Fold-In style Gobby Whale?

Damn this dude getting roasted by sponsored posts, AI getting savage fr

@GoodReddit It’s just another Saturday

Dipping your friends in batter and impaling them with a stick is a real dagwood dog move 😤😤