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have yall ever tried going the speed limit and think they can't be serious????

since it's almost april 1st, let me be your fool

them: you look happier me: thanks i've been spending beyond my means

@KeyToMarz sleeping

I reward myself after a long day by _______.

ngl i pay zero attention to gas prices. what else am i gonna do? walk?

money can't buy happiness but it's much more comfortable crying in a fancy car than on a bicycle

i have 58 tabs open in my brain. 12 are frozen, and i have no idea where the music is coming from

the real problem with reality i think is the lack of background music

@chi_never_shy that doesn't even look good smh

It ain’t never took 18 hours to make no damn gumbo. Y’all goofy asses eating the shit too. 🤦‍♀️

i'm way too young to be having both back pain and memory loss

@312_native i hate this so bad ong

@_forty_four_ that's one reason to learn

"what do you do for a living?" i do my best

@chi_never_shy you can say this louder😈

If you don’t defend me when I’m not around. Stay on that side. They are your friends, not I. 💯

i prefer a little favoritism, treat me better than everyone else that's in your life

hear her out. take her out. eat her out. it's that simple.

i believe in hate at first sight

@KeyToMarz canada

If I could travel anywhere right now, I would go to ________.

@chi_never_shy god it's me again, when?😐😂

Love is when someone’s presence feels like peace, not pressure. It’s not just excitement or attraction -those come and go. Love is the steady part. It’s choosing someone even on the ordinary days, when nothing is impressive, nothing is filtered, and nobody is performing. It’s comfort, respect, patience, and effort all showing up at the same time. In short, love isn’t just a feeling — it’s a decision you keep making.❤️

don't be mad when i buy some sketchers and light up somebody else's world