Jack G.

@pitchfork I’m excited for the reader scores, but I go through four reviews *a day* let alone a month. I’ll be signing up as a subscriber by necessity, and because I support your work, but I do worry that the discourse will be somewhat unfairly limited to those who can afford it

@CFL “Beginning in 2028, the league will add a fourth down and become known as NFL Canada”

The CFL is making a bold move to evolve the game with a set of changes centred upon entertainment and innovation. Commissioner Stewart Johnston announced that changes will be instituted over the next two seasons through a phased approach. The most significant modifications will come in 2027 with goalposts being moved to the back of the end zone and the field being re-sized. In anticipation of these structural changes, beginning in 2026, the rouge will be modified and adjustments will be introduced to ensure more consistent game flow.

Criminal: Okay where’s the drop? Bad undercover cop: 230 West Street Criminal: How’ll I know it’s you? Bad undercover cop: I’m in the unmarked police car

@bssmusic my two-year old asked for a lullaby tonight before bed, and after “I Love You Forever” and “Hush Little Baby,” is it bad that all I could think of on the spot was a clean version of “It’s All Gonna Break”?

@TSN_Sports why the hell am I paying the same price for a TSN subscription if I’m getting three ads now before my stream even starts? Plus all the other ads during the broadcasts…

life is too short to use the forks you don’t like

@haaidj you’re honestly making some of the best, most interesting music right now, and I’m so excited every time you have a new release

My remix of @benbohmermusic Escalate is out now on @Anjunadeep 💗 anjunadeep.ffm.to/barmxd.GCN

@TSN_Sports what’s going on with the app tonight? I can’t go more than a few mins without the NBA Finals stream stopping and buffering (and I checked and it’s definitely not my home internet or wifi…)

the alphabet honestly falls off pretty hard after “T”

@Alison57705158 @DCanadafirst @PaulChampLaw everyone knows the best, most dependable news is a screenshot of a screenshot of a tweet of a Facebook post and another Facebook post of sharing a link to a link (that you can’t easily read)!

@DCanadafirst @PaulChampLaw Both articles refer to the Coutts illegal blockade so what’s your point?

Ottawa fights back. On behalf of downtown residents, businesses and workers, we are suing the Freedom Convoy organizers, truckers and donors for $306-million and counting. Each day is another $15M in personal harm and lost revenues and wages. Here is the Occupation Zone. /1

do rich people cut their own nails?

“Baby Shark” only serves to partially reinforce the potentially harmful construct of family hierarchy entrenched in much of modern society

why does a rooster crow but a crow caws? (asking for a friend)

@MLBTV why am I *paying* for the yearly audio package and then I go to listen to a game and I get an ad before the broadcast? Jays-Twins right now and the ad made me miss the Hernandez three-run homer 🤬🤬🤬

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the hot pepper seeds aren’t where all the spice is

not only is “Show Up” my favourite track on @samiatheband’s new EP, but I did a double-take and had a huge smile that, yes, she actually did mention listening to @whereisMUNA in the song 😄

@bokamotoESPN I just laughed so fucking hard at this

Sean O'Malley could hit Kris Moutinho with an aluminum bat right now and I feel like Moutinho would shake it off and say 'nah, that's nothing b----.'

Every holiday should be on a Friday. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

definitely most excited for Dogecoin 👍🏼

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