𝖮𝗌𝗐𝖺𝗅𝖽 𝖳. 𝖡𝖾𝗋𝖻𝗎𝗋

@eat_dc Is your feed on any other social media platforms? Hoping to find it elsewhere as I will soon be exiting X.

A new spot called Onyx Rooftop Lounge is coming to 1813-1815 M St NW with space for 245 people inside and out.

Tyler Brûlé complains that his usual wardrobe serves him poorly for a day in Dubai and envies the Emirati sheiks in their flowing robes. monocle.com/minute/2024/10…

Tyler Brûlé complains about lack of vision in Toronto and reduced speed limits on the Paris Beltway. monocle.com/minute/2024/10…

Tyler Brûlé announces that his editorial minions in London will have to maneuver around the coffee and Swedish bun crowd for several weeks. monocle.com/minute/2024/10…

Tyler Brûlé complains about the airport in Lisbon and unattractive storefronts of Chinese-owned businesses in Budapest. monocle.com/minute/2024/09…

Tyler Brûlé dispatches his boyfriend and elderly mother to Lisbon to assist him in apartment renovation. The details are quite tedious. monocle.com/minute/2024/09…

Tyler Brûlé complains about plastic plants, Japan’s customs agency,, and adult travelers arriving in Tokyo dressed as toddlers. monocle.com/minute/2024/09…

Tyler Brûlé complains about companies too hesitant to jettison “rigid inclusivity initiatives” and reimpose dress codes in what he deems an unjustified effort to assuage younger workers. monocle.com/minute/2024/09…

Tyler Brûlé complains about the demise of print airline magazines and then, in another effort to support the cherished institutions of his glory days, shops at a department store. monocle.com/minute/2024/09…

@sweetgreen Will do so when Curry Cauliflower or Elote Bowl are restored to the menu.

I dare you to order something different than your usual

Tyler Brûlé complains that the new Starbucks CEO should not work from home, but should be in the field making sure stores are maintained and limiting options so customers are not “oversized infants.” monocle.com/minute/2024/08…

@lahoare Clearly you don't eat your share of Passover matzo.

Tyler Brûlé depicts St. Moritz as a type of modern Alpine Mayberry. monocle.com/minute/2024/08…

Not caring to view the action from Paris, Tyler Brûlé instead critiques the diving performances at the pool of a Swiss hotel. monocle.com/minute/2024/08…

Tyler Brûlé overlooks that the increased summer tourist trade in the Alps may have something in common with the decreased winter snow. monocle.com/minute/2024/08…

Tyler Brûlé, in Paris for the Olympics, complains about excessive athleisure in the opening ceremony uniforms and a surfeit of drag queens, but praises Celine Dion. monocle.com/minute/2024/07…

Tyler Brûlé complains that coverage of Friday’s worldwide wave of air cancellations was overwrought (probably because it was a day he had no flight to catch) but still plans to acquire a safe to stash a few thousand dollars for the next tech meltdown. monocle.com/minute/2024/07…

Tyler Brûlé spends time off in Sanremo, Italy, a place he acclaims for the absence of non-Italian tourists, but then complains that the once-grand hotels along the Mediterranean are either faded or abandoned. monocle.com/minute/2024/07…

Tyler Brûlé advises against summer travel to Japan, but recommends taking the Italian railroad from Barcelona to Madrid. monocle.com/minute/2024/07…

Tyler Brûlé attempts to balance the need to improve the Monocle website with his determination not to make quality content (as opposed to his column) available for free. monocle.com/minute/2024/06…