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To know me is to love me

Ngl the music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

My boyfriend lets me be evil and I think that’s beautiful

how do people do this for 70 years

ppl in relationships be like damn i got sex tomorrow

first in my bloodline to ignore whatever the bloodline believes in

you’re on Very thick ice with me . i love you

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

What a great weekend

Women are afraid men will: A. Drug them B. Beat them C. Rape them D. Kill them E. All of the above Men are afraid women will: A. Laugh at them B. Reject them C. Use them for a free meal

ego so high that when someone hates me i try to make it worse

My new favorite hobby is making #kefir

WHEN YOUR BOSS ASKS FOR A STATUS UPDATE ON A TASK YOU FORGOT EXISTED

went into dominoes and said "pizza pizza" they shot me in the chest with a rifle

I am aggressively Californian and there’s nothing I can do about it

d4vd has been arrested for the murder of Celeste Rivas. He was arrested by the LAPD’s Robbery-Homicide division and is being held without bail.