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It was bad enough when every other tweet was from E.M. (I don't even follow him), but today literally every tweet is his inane bullshit. I'm off to bluesky. bsky.app/profile/pabb.b…

@ALANMYERSMEDIA Price increase for adults by section.

@cr00ster @UK_Daniel_Card Just logging in to tell you that's absolute bollocks.

a few years ago I was thanked in one day by: 3 countries intelligence services and 1 countries military you see, this is a team sport and it's all about helping each others! that my friends is key to life! you see a neighbour in trouble, you offer/try to help them! you see someone in the street have a problem you try and help them! It doesn't mean you are the saviour of everyone, it's not about you. it's about working together. I think some people have forgotten this part about life!

@royal_bobby24 @MrBeast Ahahahahahahahahahaha your "country"

@MrBeast Calll me crazy but if Mr beast run for President he might actually win no bs

Just uploaded a video where we helped 2,000 amputees walk again. Many lived in America and it feels so disgusting that in a country with this much wealth, a fucken YouTuber is their only option to get a prosthetic leg. We need to fix this.

@MrBeast Fucking disgusting that you monitise shit like this. A leopard never changes his spots hey.

@efc_fanservices 🤞🏻

A safety meeting involving the Club and relevant authorities will be held at 1pm to assess the weather and travel conditions for tonight’s FA Cup fixture against Peterborough United. At this stage the match is planned to go ahead as normal and every effort is being made to ensure that remains the case. We will continue to keep fans updated, and will provide more information following the meeting.

NEW EVERTON STADIUM at Bramley Moore dock on the banks of the river mersey . Has now been officially handed over to Everton Football CLub . Pic cred Activate digital @davemuir77 @friedkingroup @fnewsnow @EvertonNewsFeed @talkSPORT @scousescene #EvertonFC #friedkingroup

This is the best illustration of the obscene wealth of Elon Musk that I’ve seen. Look how much rice he’s got! We don’t have to organise our world like this.

@Everton Fuck off

Sean Dyche on today's defeat at Bournemouth:

@Santo__Domingo Sells CBD to morons, I guess

Starting to think Fowler might actually only be pretending to be this thick to force engagement on social media. 🤔

Mad how everyone just ignores these Chemtrails been sprayed on us, even organic food not organic these days

@UK_Daniel_Card No but I'm eternally paranoid about this. FWIW, I've had some of the dodgy failing Samsung m.2 SSD drives but that's different

has anyone ever knackered an internal SSD by doing too many writes?

@UK_Daniel_Card Four

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A new dawn. Welcome, 2025. #AstonMartin #Valkyrie #IMPOSSIBLEDRIVEN

@SkyNews It's hilarious that you pay to have notifications sent about tweets even to people that don't follow you. Fucked platform

The world has experienced a "decade of deadly heat", the head of the UN says, as he urged countries to "exit this road to ruin". 🔗 Read more trib.al/jeBkzNS

@SkyNews Fucking losers

BREAKING: Hundreds of people, including Sir Gareth Southgate and Sir Stephen Fry, are being recognised for their services to the country in this year's New Year Honours. 🔗 Read more trib.al/HsXKStH

@henrywinter You're absolutely clueless

Sean Dyche making a good case for keeping his job in the Friedkin era. He’s not fashionable, he’s not that loved by all Everton fans but he organises and motivates teams well. On a budget. James Tarkowski embodies a Dyche team. Unspectacular, determined, effective. Friedkins may want a statement appointment as a new manager, someone offering more expansive football, more in keeping with the magnificent new stadium and ambitious new era. But Dyche deserves respect for what he’s achieved in difficult circumstances #EFC #MCIEVE

@JimFergusonUK You absolute fucking moron.

DRAMATIC FOOTAGE EMERGES A UFO/UAP streaks through the skies of Norway, trailed closely by a fighter jet. The scene is surreal—silent yet electric. Witnesses gasp as the unidentified craft maneuvers effortlessly, outpacing its pursuer. Sightings like this are increasing worldwide. What’s really happening above us?

@DittiePE @elonmusk @Tesla He replies upon morons who can't do the basic searches, for his fraudulent reputation

@elonmusk @Tesla No, you didn’t. YOU didn’t name anything. You took over the company FOUR YEARS after you bought some stock. Why do you lie? Do you think people can’t look it up?

We named @Tesla after Nikola Tesla, one of the greatest engineers ever. He was a penniless immigrant whose inventions led to American dominance in electricity generation and usage.

@bettersafetynet Awesome thread. Love a good pentest war story

Offensive testing when done right helps improve defense... and in this case? literally the lives of people who are near these industrial systems. Your job matters. Treat it as the responsibility it is. But also enjoy the moment of controlling robo-death arm. fin

Story time. TL;DR: what good does security testing do? LOTS. Some random years back we were hired to do final testing of a robot arm about to go to market. We'd advised them about security controls that would be needed. 1

@UK_Daniel_Card @thegrugq I didn't hear you mention Tomatoes - why do you hate tomatoes so much?! 🤢😭

@thegrugq Don’t you start :p You might spur on the loonies 😆😆😆😆 How dare you say you don’t like grapes!!!! /S

The best cyber pros are not ex mil or not not ex mil…. The best people (from my experience) don’t pin their identity on something else. They take their experiences and they approach the world with a recognition that it’s a team sport. They bring their insights and they integrate! Mostly no one in business land cares about 2 years ago. They care about the next opportunity or the current project. We all bring different perspectives into the game! And it is very much a team sport! #Cyber