Pablo Escobar-tender

Sometimes, humanity is all that we need.

Sad to see so many virgin fucks here. twitter.com/pabluescobar/s…

Dear McDonalds, This is what I call "large fries" and not what you give.

Loyalty is everything.

My first sex was:

I haven't said "I love you" to very many people, but I've never said it to someone and didn't mean it.

As soon as we're born, we're given a name, a religion, a nationality & a race. We spend the rest of our life defending a fictional identity.

Can you see the difference? #inauguration

I need your help, ladies. What is more satisfying:

1999 - 18 1998 - 19 1997 - 20 1996 - 21 1995 - 22 1994 - 23 1993 - 24 1992 - 25 1991 - 26 1990 - 27 90's babies are officially grown

Really?

The emoticon to describe Donald Trump was created long ago and it is-> 💩

I have only one reply to whatever bullshit Donald Trump is saying: "Said every dictator ever"

One thing is for sure, Donald Trump will be the most pervert President in America's history. #Inauguration #TrumpInauguration

Ladies, help me with this one?

I think women's ass is the most beautiful thing in the world.

And let me add one more thing, naked is ALWAYS better. twitter.com/pabluescobar/s…

The naked truth is always better than best dressed lie.

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