Pardis Parker

Two girls got mad at me during my stand-up set.

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com How would you solve all the problems of the world? #standup #comedy #crowdwork

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com You're Arab? #standup #comedy #crowdwork #egypt #egyptian Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com You lied to me. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #girls  Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com The grind is everything. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #hustle Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Life's hard. I'm struggling. #standup #comedy #funny #ted Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @intrepidtheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com 14 years. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #marriage #happy Let me know what city I should perform in next!!

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @intrepidtheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Being rich isn't going to make history remember you. #standup #comedy #funny #TED #billionaires

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @IntrepidTheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com I can't tell who's South Asian. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #srilanka #saudiarabia

Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Victoria • @intrepidtheatre • Dec 6 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Philadelphia to Pittsburgh to Chicago to New York. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #lawschool #advertising #medschool

@se4realhinton Thank you for sharing your art with the world. Just finished reading The Outsiders for the first time and thought it was beautiful. Strong recommend for anyone who's never read it.

British humor

New York* @citywinerynyc Jul 23 Philadelphia* @citywineryphil Jul 24 * with @AlanaJTV @ElizabethGlazer Karthik Lavangu & @BronstonJones Vancouver @houseofcomedybc Nov 29-Dec 1 Get tickets now: PardisParker.com "They not like us." Compton visits Malibu. #standup #funny

New York* • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia* • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 *with @AlanaJTV @ElizabethGlazer Karthik Lavangu & @BronstonJones Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets: PardisParker.com I told my friend I was struggling.

New York* • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia* • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 *w/ @ElizabethGlazer & @AlanaJTV Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Tix: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com There's 12 billionaires in this room right now. #standup #comedy

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @pardisparker | PardisParker.com Mary's 3 kids (boys) cannot aim into the toilet. From Town Hall Comedy at @artunified.

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com If you want evidence I'm Canadian...recorded in #Vancouver at @ted. #standup #comedy

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com OK that's racist. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #persian #iranian #iran

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Iranians in Vancouver. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #Persian #racist

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Adam recently became lactose intolerant. With @ericarhodes from @AGT. #comedy #standup

New York • @citywinerynyc • Jul 23 🇺🇲 Philadelphia • @citywineryphil • Jul 24 🇺🇲 Vancouver • @houseofcomedybc • Nov 29-Dec 1 🇨🇦 Get tickets now: @PardisParker | PardisParker.com Too many first dates. #standup #comedy #crowdwork #funny #jokes #dating #love #shrink