PathologicalHandwaving🌻🇵🇰

I’m not “feeding the trolls”, I’m “playing with my food”.

Just logged in to say 🇵🇸❤️

@JoshyNeurotic @altNOAA it really doesn’t matter anyone could interpret that

@altNOAA What’s he doing? Watched a few times, what’s the context?

@altNOAA that’s beyond disgusting

I don't remember everyone being sick and unable to work every few weeks before 2020, but everyone else is acting as if that is perfectly normal.

@FROsunLiberal ive determined they aren’t for us. They are foR older relatives to gain some volume and emphasis when you’re in trouble

@OTerrifying the moles in your yard are really swoll

@1Schoolhouse damn thats nice. My house isn’t tism safe much less ready, and i got it good love this

Ways I Plan to Make my House “Autistic-Guest-Ready” once I have my own place: 🧵

Idk who needs to hear this but forced obscurity for politicians isn’t just possible but necessary

waiting today in line and this older woman turns to me and complains that people shouldnt talk to the employees bc it slows things down. The lines were moving quickly and people were happy. Shut up and mind your own business

@AdamParkhomenko his anxiety seems appropriate since he knows damn well that shouldn’t be his office

“George Santos” is too scared to go into his own office

$6 for half dozen eggs at foodlion today. Not special eggs or anything just plain basic eggs

I’m an Auntie!! ❤️❤️

@NateWeixel @jaredbkeller awe look mom an idiot, can we keep him

@jaredbkeller why are you doxxing the USAF

welp, someone's getting fired

@BombjackSteve @jaredbkeller No thats not how that works

@jaredbkeller Did you just leak their assassination coordinates??????

@jaredbkeller Promote them sincerely someone with titties

When i say im allergic to something and cant eat best believe i have gone out of my way to eat it anyway

@AliWatkins yes and also french exit

have y’all ever heard of an irish goodbye asking for no particular reason

Could the neurotypicals please just clarify which rules are "rules" and which rules are Rules?!

What can you do about a fake manager that legit threatens you with your job when you are just trying to do your job?

@ArturoRodrigoCC @SarahMackAttack huh? squid ≠ octopus

@SarahMackAttack Why do they say octopii have tentacles when they're two short? Is this a squid conspiracy?

Just heard someone outside my front door yell I WANT A SQUID FACT. Man you’re never gonna believe it, but you are in exactly the right place for that precise need.