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@patrickangeles

Redpanda Hustler. Opinions are my own.

People's Republic of Brooklyn Beigetreten Aralık 2008
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what are some KV stores that are distributed, horizontally scalable, and come with auto-sharding? is FoundationDB the only one?
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AI will encode the hegemony.
Elizabeth Laraki@elizlaraki

I'm talking at a conference later this year (on UX+AI). I just saw an ad for the conference with my photo and was like, wait, that doesn't look right. Is my bra showing in my profile pic and I've never noticed...? That's weird. I open my original photo. No bra showing. I put the two photos side by side and I'm like WTF... Someone edited my photo to unbutton my blouse and reveal a made-up hint of a bra or something else underneath. 🤨 Immediately, I email the conference host. (FYI he is a great, respectable guy with 5 kids at home.) He is super apologetic and immediately looks into the issue. He quickly reports back that the woman running their social media used a cropped square image from their website. She needed it to be more vertical, so she used an AI expand image tool to make the photo taller. AI invented the bottom part of the image (in which it believed that women's shirts should be unbuttoned further, with some tension around the buttons, and revealing a little hint of something underneath). 🤯 — FYI the conference organizers were super apologetic and took down all of the content with that photo.

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Red Panda Network@RedPandaNetwork·
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@eatonphil Iceberg supports atomic rename (available in some filesystems like hdfs but not object stores)
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Phil Eaton@eatonphil·
Correcting myself. While Iceberg and Delta Lake store the immutable data files similarly, the way they manage concurrency is pretty different. Delta Lake's approach is very simple (simple != better) and just needs atomic PutIfAbsent. Iceberg requires a CAS to update the current metadata pointer which seems to require an actual database?
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@dieworkwear Would be interesting to learn about periods in history in any civilization where fashion wasn’t coded as frivolous/feminine.
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derek guy@dieworkwear·
partly because fashion has been historically coded as frivolous and feminine, so most men are anxious about being too closely associated w/ the topic. but i got sucked into a forum and became hellbent on being right, so i kept reading, writing, reading, writing, and now here i am
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@MarcJBrooker But then people ask for low latency geo distributed systems and CAP is a great way to explain the tradeoffs since network latency ~= network partition.
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Marc Brooker
Marc Brooker@MarcJBrooker·
Let's assign CAP to the cabinet of curiosities: brooker.co.za/blog/2024/07/2… If you’re an experienced distributed systems person teaching new folks about trade-offs in your space, please don’t start with CAP. Tons of more interesting, more instructive, trade-offs.
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@TigerBeetleDB Gaming Tech E-commerce Rideshare Supply chain / logistics Nav / self driving / telemetry Transportation Are those wall st bro-kers? Payments
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TigerBeetle@TigerBeetleDB·
Can you guess the story? 😎
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TigerBeetle@TigerBeetleDB·
Excited for a new TigerBeetle blog post tomorrow...
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