Peach PRC

i haven’t tweeted in over a year but i’m back with hilarious things to say

if austin butler and jacob elordi share true loves kiss then they will merge into the true elvis

i need to put on “lofi beats to study to” when I’m online shopping

me before coming out was like “yeah i’m a lesbian i’m just dating this weird guy right now tho”

sometimes i love my dog so much it feels like a dexy come up

trump and elon are lowkey starting to give mermaid man and barnacle boy

there’s not enough lifetime for me to be an expert craftsman in every possible field i’m actually pissed off i would like to restore a renaissance painting just once and also sculpt a swan out of ice and also build miniatures and also knit a dog vest and also embroider a vintage wedding gown

@breathinminajj i did?

@peachprc Peach you just dropped good luck babe and this is what you’re tweeting about I love you

we’ve only ever seen ancient classical art through the eyes of men

i never open this app think of me as a little soot covered boy with a trumpet making proclamations to the town square then dying right after

sports pmo bc wtf is a goalie?? imagine playing golf but i hang out by the holes the whole game and smack the ball away right before it goes in

what does my dog think is happening when i take my wig off

have u ever asked a neurotypical what their favourite colour is?? they will deadass be like “idk ive never really thought about it” HUH??

i literally feel emotional about pop having a comeback in such a huge way it’s literally been YEARS since i’ve liked a song in the top 40 and im so elated not even as an artist but just as a listener MAINSTREAM POP IS FINALLY GOOD AGAIN

do people come to the airport just to cough??? bout to start swinging my suitcase around love island “i came here for love” style

that song came out 4 years ago and i don’t even date men anymore

i want to make relatable music like sabrina carpenter but i fear ive not lived a relatable life

i’m begging tiktok to learn the difference between a white person wearing pink and nudity before i have to rebrand entirely bc every single one of my videos gets flagged

if cows could do other noises than moo i think they’d really enjoy saying “oh my god” and “what the hell” like those vine sounds. that would feel fucking unreal for a cow