mona dugo K

“the tortured poets department” is the torture in the room with us rn?

Dick too fat doctor had me taking girth control pills

I'm never deleting tiktok

all my friends are he/theys take it slow

instead of winter depression does anyone get summer depression and the heat drives you even more crazy

“the accumulative net worth there is probably… $4,000?” you are from tampa, florida and you flew out to chicago for summer smash cause you got nothing better to do with yourself, shut the fuck up

Don't let straight people tell you not to "make being gay your personality." Straight people base their entire lives around dating, flings and marriage. They consistently allow gender and sexuality to influence their friendships & personal relationships.

20 years old on his first internship

The thing about twitter is that if someone agrees, they tend to just like a tweet. If they disagree, they reply (usually rudely tbh). So it creates this massive negativity bias as a user where it feels like everything you say is hated even when its not.

Frotting but we’re both in our underwear

this child (22) at the bar keeps ordering tequila and coke????????????????????

a male customer in our drive thru asked for my # and i said “oh- i’m into girls only” and he says so nicely “right on, happy pride then” and i go “yeah you too ☺️” out of instinct and he just looks at me 🤨 before driving off 😭😭

“i actually like being alone” as i check my notifications 20 times to see if anyone texted me

i like when a baby animal is just a shrunken version of the adult animal

Frotting but with our intellect and wit

Well cause he’s 19

girl in the restroom stall next to me is moaning while she’s peeing and it’s lowkey turning me on

just graduated with

thing i intended to do while walking the stage worked 🤭

Let us in. We have good intentions.

never forget