Angehefteter Tweeticed out markov chain@permavirgin·30 TemWatching top gear and they keep being mean to JamesÜbersetzen English342.2K39.1K1.3M1.6K
iced out markov chain retweetetfareed@it_is_fareed·1dMe when Wile E. Coyote is blown up by his own dynamite trap:Übersetzen English442K15.2K896.6K2.6K
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·13hI had a phone screen today for a job that would more than double my salary even after the cost of living adjustment. Will it go anywhere? Probably not, but one can hope.Übersetzen English00112
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·14h3 percent bonus for this year #CastratedGentileÜbersetzen English10016
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·1dThe inmates that I see getting dropped off for every morning for their work release program are probably living more fulfilling lives than meÜbersetzen English01240
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·1dI’m not taking my penis off I am Penis O’TooleÜbersetzen English00014
iced out markov chain retweetetcarl 🥦@NightlifeMingus·1dI was a gifted child. My parents tried to return me.Übersetzen English232K25.8K273.6K1.2K
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·1dI don’t want to hear about Pragmata right now or ever againÜbersetzen English00026
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·1dHow it feels to sit next to your mom while she scrolls YouTube shortsÜbersetzen English00139
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·5d*Future voice* I’m on that good poop and alcoholÜbersetzen English00030
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·5dI should buy a second car (I can't afford one, have no space to store one, and don't even know what I would want)Übersetzen English00030
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·6dComing to terms with the fact that I am not alive.Übersetzen English00130
iced out markov chain@permavirgin·6dChange takes time but I don’t have any time. I ran out of time 10 years ago.Übersetzen English00022