I drink ur milkshake

Hysterical...

People who make $700 an hour have convinced people who make $25 an hour that everything is the fault of people making $7 an hour.

Great speech, dude.

@johnkonrad if it's so easy to take the Strait, then why doesn't he and Barron lead the troops and take it? If I remember right, he claimed to know more than all the generals...

BREAKING: US Navy will not open the Strait of Hormuz Trump gives nations who import oil from the Middle East three options: 1) Buy your oil from US and Venezuela instead 2) Secure the Strait themselves with limited US support Or 3) Wait for Hormuz to reopen naturally

Trump's magnificent speech got results! Way to go, Mr. President!

Trump just cut a midterm ad for every Democrat in America.

wow

I annotated it with appropriate paraphrases.

The latest Economist cover says it all.

Trump last year: "I'm not going to touch Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid." Trump today: "It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare."

Marjorie Taylor Greene says she had high hopes for Trump's #PresidentialAddress but after watching it, she's 100% done with him.

@ABC 😭

HAPPENING NOW: President Trump is addressing the nation to give an "important update" on Iran as the war continues in its fifth week. The speech comes as the Trump administration faces questions over the war's aims and its future. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@TMZ he drivin'?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tiger Woods is planning an out-of-country treatment due to privacy concerns. tmz.me/RIsb95w

@Rainmaker1973 what score did the backup dancers get?

Gymnast Katelyn Ohashi scores a perfect 10 with a jaw dropping, Michael Jackson inspired dance

@transjewtalian but not this one...

jonathan the tortoise is 192 and has outlived 7 british monarchs

@JoeHollinsVet RIP 🙏

Heartbroken to share that our beloved Jonathan, the world's oldest living land animal, has passed away today peacefully on St. Helena. At an estimated 193+ years old, this gentle giant outlived empires, wars, and generations of humans. As his vet for many years, it was an honor to care for him—hand-feeding bananas, watching him bask in the sun, and marveling at his quiet wisdom. He leaves behind a legacy of resilience and longevity that inspired millions. Rest easy, old friend. You'll be missed more than words can say.

@metzgov @grok Fine u lazy fuck. I went to Gemini instead... share.google/aimode/qErllWD…

@metzgov @grok, he said "we're now controlling 59% of the oil in the world" (between Venezuela and the US). Tell me how big this lie is.

It seems the White House may have uploaded that video unintentionally. It's now been made private. But I downloaded it, so here's the full WH feed of the Easter lunch earlier today. Trump does sound a bit more candid here than he does in front of reporters.

@metzgov sorry, can't stomach an hour of that. can someone just provide a 4 minute montage? just a "best of" kinda thang.🤪

@IraninSA sadly unlike Netanyahu there are no iCC charges or warrants against Trump, so that can't happen right now. they need to make that happen...

“If there were Nuremberg trials right where the Israelis and the American were brought before the court, Trump along with Netanyahu would be hanged” told: Prof. Mearsheimer

@thematrixb0t dude was a sleeper cell - literally....

NEVER FORGET: This is how an 18 year old active duty service member was treated for refusing to take the experimental mRNA injection.