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@anna_300000 Praying 4 u 🙏😩🫨

I was overserved mayo egg at le french diner ….. (this was weeks ago still thinkin bout it tho)

fuck I look like eating oysters in grand central station (I’m on 2C)

flavor town, but the town is Bucharest

Country fried steak, but the country is Belarus

who the fuck is Joe and why is he so sloppy?

Fuck Russian dressing lemme get Ukrainian dressing

might become a cop just so fine goth shit spits in my food

nowadays nonstop but it’s a buncha bbq pit masters trying to convince you they’re not cousins

I’m in the club calling bumps of mephedrone “gangster” on my guy Fieri shit

deep cuts, deep flavors

I’m in the club re-imagining Korean food through a Georgian lens

Man I be partying with twinks but mfs acting like I didn’t pull up listening to sheek louch

listening to lana del rey wondering if anyone has every described me as “so art deco”

V from V for Vendetta is pretty cool for having access to black market butter

Most of you have never had a split of the brut and it shows

I’m pretty much Leonard Cohen if he was Puerto Rican

I’m still outta love and my number outta reach

yo ginger ale is fucking trash bro

I bought drugs from an Albanian dude in Venice who was wearing the exact same fit as Fakemink

I’m in the club with a russian Gap parka on…we not the same