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i miss philip j. coulson and melinda qiaolian may

@CoyStewart viiiiibe

luckily the grass is green wherever i go

Iceland at 2:30am

morning

If my crush recommends a book, movie etc, I start acting like I have a book report due. Annotating, taking notes, reading full think pieces just to send a text….. horniness is the supreme motivator.

You don’t need to look into a DAMN thing. He is a working, immigrant man in a pandemic crying about the loss of a loved one. Pay your workers better and maybe they could afford the therapy they need or atleast afford to take time to grieve. Do better.

men will try to assert their dominance by using big fancy words when talking abt cars “turn on your windshield wipers” what the hell u just said to me

“Can’t men just have close platonic friendships?” Absolutely not they need to kiss on the lips

one of our generations downfall is that y’all don’t know how to keep shit to yourself

“if I can play devils advocate for a second” bro just let me talk to the devil himself u are sooo annoying

what was i going on about

we live in a society

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’ve just been asked in a job interview if I used lockdown “to pursue any passion projects or personal development.”

unironically