Patrick Anderson

43.2K posts

Patrick Anderson banner
Patrick Anderson

Patrick Anderson

@pimlius

Exactly equal to the sum of my tweets.

Burbank, California Beigetreten Mart 2011
469 Folgt499 Follower
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
AI might replace regular lawyers but it will also create opportunities for AI lawyers — people who can tell you exactly how to present your question to ChatGPT to get the answer you want.
English
0
0
0
31
Mike Beauvais
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais·
LinkedIn, Twitter, Instagram
Mike Beauvais tweet media
English
87
1.6K
17.5K
394.1K
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
@zillowgonewild Yes! I had hoped the bourgeois absurdity of the plunge pool detail would put it over the top but I forgot about how Twitter works haha.
English
1
0
0
149
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡@zillowgonewild·
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that this Frank Gehry house in Thousand Oaks, CA, known as the Sirmai–Peterson House (1988) was sold for $2,450,000 before it could ever hit the market. But at least we can look at the photos and dream about the life we could have had. However, I was told that the new stewards are “thoughtful and committed, and we expect the house will be exceptionally well cared for moving forward”.
Zillow Gone Wild 🏡 tweet mediaZillow Gone Wild 🏡 tweet mediaZillow Gone Wild 🏡 tweet mediaZillow Gone Wild 🏡 tweet media
English
17
9
262
86K
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
Me as a young man looking at older men with combovers: “Who do they think they’re kidding??” Me as a middle-aged man repeatedly pushing the hair on my forehead to one side throughout the day and before all photographs so I don’t look like Eddie Munster: “There, that’s better!”
English
0
0
6
450
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
The two things I never get about most modern, non-dogmatic professions of a belief in God: (1) they rarely explain their leap from “a God exists” to “the God I learned about as a kid exists”, and (2) they rarely address the problem of evil, which seems like the biggest obstacle.
English
1
0
2
64
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
@mattyglesias It seems they were annoying when handled ponderously — I don’t think most people find something like “Warning: graphic content” before video of someone being harmed or killed to be annoying, and similarly a concise “themes of sexual assault” warning etc. doesn’t seem annoying.
English
0
0
5
240
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
@ContraireSous Yes it would! Per the Property Clause of the Constitution, it would be an “ultra vires” act outside of the President’s constitutional authority unless Congress authorized it pursuant to its constitutional authority. As the judge noted, Congress has *not* delegated that authority.
English
1
0
0
16
Sous_Contrairɘ 🏴󠁵󠁳󠁴󠁸󠁿
@pimlius Congress has final say, but they delegate most of that to executive agencies. Even if congress voted to say 'no' a ballroom, that wouldn't make the previous attempt illegal.
English
1
0
0
44
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
How close together can an Irish Pride magnet and a cheeky frog magnet be before Five Below is endorsing white nationalism.
Patrick Anderson tweet media
English
0
0
0
43
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
@ContraireSous If the Constitution gives Congress exclusive power over something and Congress has not in turn granted the power to do something within that realm to the President / Executive Branch then it is very clearly not false to say the President doing that thing is unconstitutional.
English
1
0
0
33
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
@ContraireSous Well, on the Constitutional piece, a federal judge clearly disagrees with you! Not sure what to tell you. As for your second claim, what would you call this series of numbers and letters cited by the judge as having been violated.
Patrick Anderson tweet media
English
1
0
0
43
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
@JamesUrbaniak This shooting reveals the genius of making the Trump ballroom confusing like the Winchester Mystery House
Patrick Anderson tweet media
English
0
0
3
92
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
Bad news for my haters — I’m about to level up
Patrick Anderson tweet media
English
0
0
1
32
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
Pro tip: if the John Prine song “Hello in There” inspires you to greet a passing elderly person, don’t actually say “Hello in there” because they are likely to be weirded out and/or insulted by it.
English
0
0
1
45
Patrick Anderson
Patrick Anderson@pimlius·
When AI gives us driving directions seamlessly interwoven with the song we are listening to, in the style of said song, any objections I might have to AI will be set aside.
English
0
0
1
37