Pippy Grannypants🍉

Sunday love and blessings to Twitter pocket friends. A reminder of Summer Days ahead - eventually

Are we sure this isn’t an episode from #Blackmirror?

@cherrycola_nz Bliss

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary and I still can’t leave #Twitter

@annikakes @CGDay21 This is fabulous. No wonder I’m so good at stain removal

Current mood

@southstarbrew The naïveté around the oil crisis is incredible. It’s not about the price going up it’s that everything is connected to it. Global Society 1st year Sociology

I was talking to someone today and when I said that it was conceivable that we could run out of diesel he looked at me like I had just said the govt was hiding alien spaceships from us. I guess that is where a lot of ppl are at.

@cherrycola_nz I just want Todd to be safe

@murrigellas Aaargh spelling mistake- long lost. It’s lost not list

@murrigellas This is my long list whānau slice recipe!! Blessings to you for sharing this. I’m making it this weekend x

It had been a while, however we are still here! Murrigellas Chewy Chocolate Slice ala Women's Weekly ❤️

@SussexHenryVIII Noooo they’ve broken him. He was ageing so beautifully

YOU ARE A MAN. YOU ARE GIVEN THE PRIVILEGE OF AGING. USE THAT POWER. WHAT THE HELLLLLL.

As the others looked at her, Emily was overtaken by a sudden a wave of embarrassment. It turned this wasn’t Pointy Hat night, this was Wednesday, the night when Flower Pots were worn - 14th century, British Library, Royal MS 6 E VI/1, f. 225v

The cat tries to use telepathy to cheat on the test, but the duck didnt study either.

@MsScarletBlade Yes. Uber eats or DoorDash x

I wonder if KFC would deliver to a ward

@cath_nz @SharonM88707096 I think I have one or two in the horror which is my craft room

I remember this. Can’t tell you what this is though

@eggsbened This is one of my favourites. I own this imprint. I’m due for a re-read of it again

If you’ve ever lost yourself in the all-encompassing, compulsively readable 5-volume The Cazalet Chronicles you’ll need no recommendation. But there’s so much more to Elizabeth Jane Howard. The Long View is, I swear, written with a scalpel. Happy birthday to her.

@MadelaineLucyH Yet there are multitude’s of truly remarkable, transformative and wonderful books I’ve read by authors no one has ever heard of.

There's four types of 'it's critically-acclaimed' books; A) Unbelievably dull. So dull it is an act of prestige masochism. Nothing happens. Zero prose. Lots of 'the oven was on'. People have it on their coffee tables to look intellectual. No one has read it. No one needs to. B) Super, super popular with one demographic. Everyone else is very bewildered. Cult classic. C) Absolutely beloved by Sandra and Jean from Harrogate. They'll share it at book club. Cosy, sweet, lots of food descriptions. Richard and Judy 'actually cried'. D) Steve McTruck's Boy Book. Thriller with lots of tits and murder. Male celebs pretend to like it, so women buy it for their husband's Christmas and birthdays. They read half a chapter.

@MayaOfAuckland @slsandpet Oooh that’s a good question. That may need clarification 😂

@slsandpet @pippy_ms Is that my right or theirs?

This is 😂

@frankie2258 @KahurangiHippo1 I think this is a skit not real. It popped up on my instagram feed.

Share to shame this greedy rich bastard. Affluent parasites hate a fuss and being exposed like this. He's Orstrayan of course. But coming soon to leafy Merivale and Parn(h)ell

@AstroPuss Aha!!! The memories are flooding back now. I remember making them with my Dad

@pippy_ms It was a wind-up toy! You'd wind it up by the long matchstick and let it walk along a flat surface

I’ve lost the needle. I’ve looked but can’t find it. Last time this happened I ‘found’ it when I sat on it & G had to help remove it 🫥