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@venusconjunct Would af

@UncTGoBlue @ReddCinema Tell me you get no pussy without telling me you get no pussy

@ReddCinema Why TF you calling her a bitch? Fuck ass little boy.

Damn this bitch prolly lick da balls too i jus know it 😭😭

@RexhaRexhaRexha If you know of the city then you will never go hungry

Asmongold reveals he has never spent money on OnlyFans. Says there is no reason to pay for it because you can get it for free. "What you do is you type in the girls name onto google and just type, leaks, leaked or pictures after her name and just press enter" "They hate this one easy trick." "If there is a free sample bar with bite-sized pieces of sandwiches, and you let me put together 20–40 of those to make an entire sub, there is no difference for me. I will eat it one bite at a time; that is totally fine."

@McDonalds @nordanshat Bring back all day breakfast please god

@nordanshat when can we be expecting you

i gotta be the only human in the world who’s received a voice mail like this

@yabbanx This guys accent makes we want to rip my ears off

A BMW designer designed this Chinese car bro 🔥

@msriricole @ThorDKidd Says the 43 year old running the account

@ThorDKidd 25 is crazy ngl

Ray really had to let Sara Saffari know that the reason she was single was because she had never said her type before and kept telling her to choose, as she’s getting old 😭😭

@RamboVanHalen Sounds like Moshavah. Hated that place

@horsepower Dominican special, go to the Bronx it’s all you see lmao

Spotted this Honda CR-V lowered on 10th gen Honda Accord stocks heading into Nashville

@peteerr0 A tattoo is a wound. You have to let a wound breathe. I’m sleeved up arms and legs back and chest. Never wrapped just protected with loose clothing and lotion

dün dövme yaptırdım baya elit bir yerde adam bunu sardı 1 hafta sonra sökecez dedi ee bu kolum hava almıyor iltihaplanmaz di mi aq

@TheGoblinnn @Tocohs They have it at my smoke shop here in Vegas

@Tocohs Could you DM me where you got this when you get a chance? I have some work to do…

What am I in for? This shit ket?

@picsaesthe I want her to call me names and pat my head

Elle Fanning

@connorcrd $875 on my emergency fund credit card

@boxdotfun hi

Deleting in 24h. Like this post and reply “hi”, we’ll send you a surprise in DMs 📦

@filuhpinaph Making it harder for the locals

Living in Vegas cuz the rent is cheap then buying a $40 flight to LA for work & fun is my type beat

@itskikipearl @DoGoodRon_ Technically nothing is stopping you but if they find out you’re carrying that’s an instant 86

@DoGoodRon_ Can you get into a casino with a gun???

Happened on casino property 🕊️🕊️🕊️

@SkinnyTuna A couple is 2 and a few is 3 or more

native english speakers get so mad when you tell them “a couple” means 2 or 3

@latent_bug @adamraycomedy @TheComedyStore Say sike rn

@adamraycomedy @TheComedyStore Who just posted one of these? I could've swore it was @adamraycomedy but it was another pretentious asshole bragging about closing at the Comedy store. Is that all you guys do now, post the set list after the set? Tim Dillon or Sebastian would never brag about this.

Last night at @TheComedyStore 🔥

@StuartFeiner Bless a follower in Vegas with that hookup please lawd 😭😭

Have not spoken to my Vegas coke dealer since 2016. Texted simply to say hi. He responded, "Stu saw you post u r coming back, for u kilo uncut $17, 300". Shoutout true blue friends for life.

@RoadLife2022 @TB1Kinobe Probably a bull hauler. Those boys boogie

@TB1Kinobe What you're seeing here is a Peterbilt, probably an owner op or small carrier that doesn't govern their trucks to shit.

Somebody needs to show this to the truck driver in that viral video everyone is posting so he knows what he did wrong

@cjaytwo Who is top right? She’s mesmerizing