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me in 20 years @DGDtheband

@lowbodycount 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🤣

i just know his after care game is as strong as his pain tolerance 😮‍💨

need an athletic lefty like me to procreate with so i can create my very own barry bonds

hunter biden once again proving that smoking crack preserves the skin

please for the love of god put the laces back in timbs its giving central booking

shaolin diners tremble when they see me coming

The red card guy didn't even score. We paid off Fifa for nothin', T.

my 30s proved that i love hosting and doting on ppl

having a handsome mayor is hard work but somebody gotta do it

oh professional poker player jennifer tilly the woman you are

jeffree ✮ be so fr rn w this new gloss lmfaoo

@NondasSon thanks bud:]

@pleasenvm So sick glad ya made it there!!

update: i did end up attending the world cup match & it was insane !!

feeling brett gardner level rage fill my body when theres not a tiki tea in my hand

went to wash the shampoo out my scalp ; shower head slipped out my hand & blasted my ear drum into next summer

is my loyalty flawed bc i love joe torre & boonie ☹️

i know theres a god bc chet hanks exists

justice needs to be served @Marlins ☹️

cold world

marina cafe shaking and trembling rn