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Tell your cats I said pspspssps 😊

april fools is canceled this year. there's no joke bigger than this economy

𝑯𝒐𝒔𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒆𝒔𝒕.

@cvndyx 🤣🤣🤣

Sijakula siku nne nyash ishapotea kwani I had a fake one

Corporate Friday survival tip: If you can’t solve it by 12pm, it’s officially a Monday problem

.@NICKIMINAJ

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE ALBUM

Kila mtu ameshikwa na homa from last week, sindioo?

@clasen84209 @BxrbieUpdates She said she won’t drop the album 🥲

@BxrbieUpdates am really excited for it

NICKI MINAJ IS COMING TONIGHT OMGGGGGGGG

@bigdihhintown @nikokadiKE 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

@nikokadiKE Ndio aanze kuniambia tufanye cheers na mrija 😂😂😂

Mbona mwanaume mwenzako akikuambia muende threesome na dem mmoja huwa mnakataa? Kwani shida iko where?😂😂😂😂

Real

Posting on Instagram is like dropping an album

At least tomorrow is Friday😭

Real PRETTYYYYYYYY

@mutanumweteeli What’s the quiz?? 👀

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… the people making the decisions rarely understand the work.

"if u need anything just call me" Also me:

@heardaboutuss Win a Grammy? And she’s been clocking JAYZ? C’mon stop being delusional and fart

Am I the only one who feels like NM6 will be Onika's magnum opus & that she'll maybe finally win a Grammy? Can't wait for Friday, this era PROMISES 😌💿💞

I think we need to occupy these churches again. Hapo ndio wazazi wetu wanakorogwa akili

I don't know how finding 25 children in a mass grave does not even concern the president! He truly MUST GO!

me all day: me when it's bed time: