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@110testarossa iya… ini kedua kalinya dapet jumpscare oomf orang indo juga 😭

@postmodernagee kamu juga …??? 😨😨😨😨

meeting hb in 4 hrs 🥳

@pressurem4chine can i come :)

Anyone wanna be added in a gc with oomfs? Preferably 18+.

@HansCasablancas yeah… the choice of photo is also not helping bc it’s makes me somewhat fond of him

@postmodernagee Yeah, I didn't know people loved this frog as much as they do 😔😔😔😔😔

Phrazes For The Young by Julian Casablancas 1. Out of the Blue 6.5 2. L.A.R.I.T.D. 6 3. 11th Dimension 10 4. 4.C.O.T.A. 6 5. Ludlow Street 5.5 6. River of Brakelights 6 7. Glass 6.5 8. Tourist 6.5 9. Old Hollywood 7 10. 30 Minute Boyfriend 7.5 11. Christmas Treat 9 6.9/10.

@automatic5top i miss his androgynous era…

meoww

@HansCasablancas shit man. it all make sense now. i wouldn’t be surprised if he postpones the album some more

@postmodernagee Is that why the city looked so shitty recently? Wow. But yeah, I told him to pay me back, but He said he's in between homes, and that he'll pay me back when Reality Awaits drops. No wonder he delayed that shit.

🤔 STROKES MONEY DRIED UP? 🤔 Nikolai Fraiture has just announced his newest business venture: Niko Lie Magic. Sources are suggesting that his last bit of Strokes money has been used up, but Fraiture himself denies those reports, letting us know that he is "still super rich."

@HansCasablancas oh my godddd. did he pay you back for the damage? i just filed a lawsuit against him since he hasn’t returned my phone calls. apparently he tried to use my car to make an AI robot but he ended up destroying half of new york :/ what a dick

@postmodernagee Wtf he did this to me last week. He was like "hey, can I borrow your car? I need to get some frog business done" and of course I said yeah cuz like we were friends. This mf crashed my shit into a pond, and then decided to have a couple of beers on top of it while it sank. Asshole

@HansCasablancas dude no fricken way. what an asshole. one time he asked me if i wanted to “hang out” i went over and the whole time he just wanted to claim my car as his own. he made me walk all the way home, couldn’t even drop me off… selfish prick.

@postmodernagee He told me one time to go get "us" a pepperoni pizza from Domino's, and just as I walk into the front door, he fucking grabs the thing, box and all, with his big frog tongue and swallows it whole. He didn't even ask if I wanted a slice. He's a fucking bum.

@HansCasablancas he’s so selfish and greedy, there’s a reason why none of his friendships has ever worked out

@postmodernagee I know too well, dude, that amphibious fuck will not help you out with anything

@HansCasablancas and we know being friends with froggy is nothing but pain

@postmodernagee We'll be best friends in no time 🤝 unlike this freak, who's friends with no one but froggy 🐸

@HansCasablancas im so glad i have a real friend like you in this world. nikolai can only dream.

@postmodernagee He doesn't know how to be normal friends like you and I are

@automatic5top and on the best album ever too..

@HansCasablancas that’s what im saying man, like not everything has to be an exchange. why can’t friendship be enough…

@postmodernagee Yeah, what an asshole. He stormed off. He's always so lame when it comes to just hanging out.

@newyorkdollsFM god they’re making it so hard to be a widower

@postmodernagee theyve been around...wow

@HansCasablancas i can tell his heart is not in it… tell him forget about the whole gig. god, no one is sincere about anything anymore these days, there’s always something

@postmodernagee He said he'll be your friend if you buy pizza and put on the world cup. I say that's too much

@newyorkdollsFM umm these are literally pictures of my dead nonbinary partner

@postmodernagee photos of my dead wife

@HansCasablancas ok i can do that.. does he want to be my friend anyway? i’ll tip him extra, but only if he actually wants to be my friend

@postmodernagee He said he'll take any loose change you might have under your couch cushions Poor guy's desperate

@bsintheaddict this tweet has convinced me to try a lavender latte

how it feels to drink a lavender latte

@HansCasablancas oh im not really fluid right now, does he take firm handshakes and friendship?

@postmodernagee Yes! He'll take anything, he needs the cash