𝐏𝐎𝐑𝐍 𝐖𝐎𝐋𝐅 🧩

⚠️𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆⚠️ SCROLLING THIS PAGE MAY RESULT IN HEAVY BRAINWASHING 😵‍💫, DEVELOPMENT OF NEW KINKS 🥵, STRENGTHENED ADDICTION TO PORN🥰, AND FEELING REALLY GOOD IN YOUR STIMMY PARTS!! 🥴 🧩𝐅𝐀𝐏 𝐀𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐊🧩 (CWs in replies below)

Lame, shrimp-dicked, unhorny nerds the minute the ♂️HORMONES♂️ start hitting their system:

@StonerPornBro Just keep porning, pornboy~

Hear me out I think I might have a porn addiction….

@ShOrK_DONKEY Do donkey dongs EVER stop growing??? 😖😖😖

Ayyeeeehhawww MY DONKEY DONGER has grown even more HEEHHAWW!!!! If u wanna Suck it: RT and COMMENT HEHHAWW

Tfw puberty runs EXTRA FUCKING HARD in ur family so now ur big bro is a massive mountain of musky man meat who barely clears the ceiling and can't fit into clothes and bates his gigantic fuckrod wherever he goes like the hyperhormonal permabonered fapteen he is 🥴♂️🍆

Fuzzier brain, lower inhibitions, heightened senses... of COURSE you'd get all gooned from smoking, dummy! ;3 You're SO fucking predictable, you stoned little penis-plapping pornperv~ 🍃🍃🍃

Legoshi can convince ANYONE to pump to his sexy bare body~

And you wonder why nobody takes you hiking ;3 🧦🧦🧦

There's a reason your pornstick always got all throbby to game characters, loser 😘 That's right! They were DESIGNED FOR THAT!! Rule34 is nothing but free advertising and the studios making the games know it all too well 😜 Keep giving them money for making such sexy goonbait! 🥰

Since I've been so lazy today (sry TwT) you guys should like totally drop some caption ideas you wanna see me make!!! I'll try to make as many as I can tomorrow owo

@Asixux01 Why does he have SO MUCH gooner aura???? 🥴

He is so goony man, I cant... perfect sexboy wolf material... Such a hot goonmaterial hfhmgmgmg... He's just taking a shower and looks so slutty NATURALLY fuuuck ~

Your body NEEDS you to jerk your goonstick!! 😖 Don't you know what happens to hung aspie porntarded pubertyboys when they ignore their big needy bonermeat, silly??? 🫣 They wind up making STICKIES on themselves at random!! Cause of all the BALLSLOP they'd been holding back!!! 😳

For pride month maybe I should come out 2 every1 I know as a toonsexual and make sure every1 who knows me knows the only sexual attraction I have is to cringe 2D goonbait characters 👉👈 and like make a flag about how much i fap to toonslop and how i don't like IRL sex/porn 😖😖

@PhoxUwU I still get triggered by the Chromanticore bulge ad every time I pass it @///w///@

@prnwlf Like in Cyberpunk :3 I couldnt resist sexualized advertisement

Imagine you're several months into quitting porn and trying to eat organic and you see this on a billboard in the middle of town 😳😳😳 Like I so desperately want for corporations to stop giving a fuck and appeal to human desire as HARD AS POSSIBLE IN THE OPEN 😖🤤🥵

Happy pride, virgins ;3 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Erm acshually ☝🤓 modern dishpenshary weed hash abt 10x the THC pershentage than normal cannabish and thatsh how they get away with shaying itsh not addictive an- You're telling me they made it better. It's literally perfect now. PLS make me dependent and hazy and COMPLIANT 🥴

u should need a ridiculous amount of stimmy chemicals in ur smooth lil goonbrain of urs just to FUNCTION X3 🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃🍃 it makes ur desperate loser batorboy boner feel SO happy as ur mind goes all silly and ur heart gets all excited >w< PLS GET STOOPID FOR PENIS 🤤

Good corposlaves make stupid-ass decisions like shoving your needy porntarded PENIS into a thick, greasy burger!!! 🍆🍔🍆🍔🍆🍔 It's not enough that you're putting god-knows-what into your system every day by EATING them, you're in so deep now that you wanna FUCK them, too~ 🥵😘

You're not a REAL gooner if you haven't corrupted everything you were ever into when you were younger by fapping to the cringe jerkbait goonslop version 🤓🤓🤓

BECOME A DEGENERATE CAMWHORE E-SLUT FOR OTHER GOONTARDED LOSERS 😍😍😍 FUCK YOUR DIGITAL FOOTPRINT AND PUT YOUR PORN BITS ON THE INTERNET 🥵🥵🥵 PLAP YOUR FAPSTICK TO YOUR NAKED BODY BEING SHARED AROUND ON A PUBLIC WEBSITE 🍆🍆🍆