Probability Zero: They call me Mr. Markus

@elonmusk Benefits provided by the federal government is slavery and destroys capitalism. No way, not her, not ever.

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

Megyn reacts to President Trump's announcement that the Strait of 'Iran' is now open: "Yay. We're ending the war by getting them to open the strait that was open before we started the war. Great."

The Atlantic published a "bombshell" on Director Patel tonight that every real DC reporter chased, couldn't verify, and passed on. Here's reality. Since being sworn in, Director Patel has taken a grand total of 17 days off — half as much time off as Comey and Wray — and he spends twice as much time in the office as either of them ever did. The so-called "intoxication incidents" The Atlantic breathlessly reports have happened exactly ZERO times. Under his tenure: 67,000 arrests nationwide. Violent crime arrests up 112%. Murder rate down 20%. 1,800 criminal gangs dismantled. 2,200+ kilos of fentanyl seized — enough to kill 178 million Americans. 300 human traffickers arrested. 6,200+ missing children recovered. 1,700 online predators arrested — a 490% increase. 8 of the Top Ten Most Wanted captured, double the previous four years combined. 1,000+ agents redeployed from DC bureaucracy back to field offices chasing criminals. The Atlantic's "reporting"? Fabricated stories about "breaching equipment" that was never requested. Intoxication claims with not a single witness willing to put their name on one. A paragraph — I'm not kidding — about the FBI Store not carrying "intimidating enough" merchandise. Every serious DC reporter passed on this. Sarah Fitzpatrick and Jeffrey Goldberg printed it anyway. Lawsuit is being filed.

@TheAtlantic I wouldn't wipe my dripping diarrhea ass with a page from the atlantic.

Kash Patel’s colleagues are alarmed by what they describe as erratic behavior and excessive drinking—conduct that could cost him his job, Sarah Fitzpatrick reports. She spoke with more than two dozen people with knowledge of his conduct, some of whom described it as a national-security vulnerability. theatln.tc/2T74xHfh

@RepMikeLevin Tell that to those in W NC.

Trump approves disaster aid for red states 89% of the time. For blue states? 23%. When your community is underwater or burning, whether you get federal help shouldn't depend on how your state voted. This is the most partisan abuse of disaster relief funding in the 47-year history of FEMA. politico.com/news/2026/03/2…

@Arkypatriot The workforce has adapted to technology for decades. Where one door closes, others open. Ingenuity and drive will find a way.

I don’t agree with universal high income A paycheck may keep the lights on, but it does not give a person purpose. People need more than comfort and idle distraction. They need something that makes them feel useful, needed, and alive, whether that is work, family, faith, service, building something, or striving toward a goal. When people have no sense of meaning, no responsibility, and no reason to get up with intention, frustration and emptiness can turn into anger, restlessness, and destructive behavior. A life without fulfillment is not really living at all. People need a reason to matter, because purpose is what keeps both individuals and society steady.

@jmbprime You should be in jail.

It is becoming more apparent that a main goal of the Trump administration is to destabilize Europe and NATO while supporting Russia. This is a total reversal of previous administrations. The question that needs to be asked and answered is Why.

@shanrocksnwa They're pretty.

Do you guys remember how I told you I have a stalker? He’s my ex fiancé from when I was 21. I have him blocked on everything but last we spoke he is supposed to be here in Northwest Arkansas next week. And these flowers just got delivered to my work yesterday and all the card said was see you soon. 😳

@RickPetree You are disgusting.

I’ve said before that the most surprising thing to me about Americans’ reaction to the Trump era has been the relative indifference to flagrant corruption. I didn’t expect it and I don’t understand it. It’s the deadliest poison they’ve injected into the Republic’s bloodstream.

@JesterJum My tax liability rose 3.5% this year. Middle income hard working Americab still getting the government shaft.

Did anyone else get back a crazy amount of money on their taxes? I finished my taxes, saw that number and said "yeah that aint right" Whatever 🤷 if its wrong, ill take my chances cause I honestly think I did my taxes correctly.

@elonmusk You are insane. You need to be far away from government.

@BenjaminPDixon You could admit you're a headline reading, full on retard.

I don't even know what to say at this point

@Pontifex You're a moron. God will not hear your prayers.

#Peace is not something we must invent: it is something we must embrace by accepting our neighbor as a brother or sister. We do not choose our brothers and sisters: we must simply accept one another! We are one family, inhabiting the same home: this wonderful planet that ancient cultures have cared for over millennia. #ApostolicJourney #Cameroon

@JamesMartinSJ Your pope is just a man. Nothing more. And, he is unlearned in the teachings of Chrit with the babbling bullshit he spews.

Dear friends: I don’t know any Catholic in the United States, from the most traditional to the most progressive, who does not have strong feelings about the comments from President Trump and Vice President Vance about Pope Leo XIV. These include not only President Trump’s initial disrespectful Truth Social post about the Holy Father, but also Vice President Vance’s similarly disrespectful comments about Pope Leo having to be “careful” when he speaks about theology. Let me share some of my own feelings. First of all, it is shocking that a President and Vice President would treat such a good, holy and learned man with such disdain. Imagine telling a man with the Holy Father’s learning and experience (and authority) that he doesn’t understand theology sufficiently. What’s more, imagine attacking him as, ridiculously, “weak on crime” or somehow not understanding foreign policy. Second, I’m edified by Pope Leo’s charitable and courageous response to all this. Charitable because he has not responded in any way other than with charity and respect. As some of you may know, I know the Holy Father slightly, thanks to our being seated together at the Synod for two weeks, and know him to be a kind, reserved, discerning and highly intelligent person. In a word, holy. But courageous too: as we have seen during his time in Algeria and Cameroon, Pope Leo has not shied away from continuing to preach the Gospel, and speaking out in favor of peace (and yes, he understands St. Augustine’s concept of the “just war”) and against, as he said today, tyrants and those who would use God’s name to support violence of bloodshed. So, where will this all end? It’s hard to say. But I would imagine that now that the taboo has been broken, politicians will continue to denigrate him and thus try to persuade people, without saying it explicitly, to think that the Pope’s words do not need to be listened to. But this will be in vain for two reasons. First, Pope Leo is clearly fearless. A few hours after he was elected as pope, I spoke with a fellow Augustinian priest who had known “Bob” for decades. “He’s a great listener, very kind and much loved.” Then he paused. “But he’s no pushover.” But the main reason that the Pope’s words will be heard is less about Robert Prevost’s own many virtues but something else: the Vicar of Christ will be heard because he is preaching the Gospel. As Jesus told his disciples, “Heaven and earth may pass away, but my words will never pass away.” So, in these strange times, fear not.

@DMichaelTripi Hearsay

NEW: Marjorie Taylor Greene says following the verbal attacks from President Trump calling her a “traitor”, her children received such serious death threats that she reached out to Trump directly, who scolded her & said she’s at fault if son is killed.

@kyledcheney John Eastman, who helped challenge the 2020 election, has officially been disbarred by the progressive liberal lunkheads in CA.

JUST IN: John Eastman, the conservative attorney who helped devise President Trump's last ditch strategy to overturn the 2020 presidential election, has officially been disbarred, per the California Supreme Court.:

@Rep_Walkinshaw Congress has no prosecution power. 🤣

The cover-up of the Epstein files continues, as Bondi skips out on testifying. Make no mistake — accountability is coming. She will testify or face contempt.

@bruce_arthur Does it hurt being your level of stupid?

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

@sizzle_sarah This guy is a complete disaster.

Won’t taxing the rich just make the rich leave?

@MikeNellis You are an ignorant, moronic, headline reader. You know nothing about the context.

No greater metaphor for this entire week than Pete Hegseth quoting a fake Bible verse from the movie Pulp Fiction to Pentagon staff.