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@hawkmorph you are a diabolical mastermind.

@prototype_aries this was my real plan all along

sigh.

@Athena1543658 @Ink_Hallows good.

@prototype_aries @Ink_Hallows You are in our hearts at least:3

@Ink_Hallows i'd better be number one, at this point.

@prototype_aries this is surely what everything has been leading to, becoming the number one broom selfshipper

@Ink_Hallows i mean it is. the sigh is more like, 'i cannot believe i am actually drawing this. this is my life right now.'

@prototype_aries see this is literally what you asked for though

i closed world of warcraft for this.

@Athena1543658 sometimes. :3

@prototype_aries Thank you I *am* hilarious sometimes:3

@Athena1543658 yesterday. you missed it, sorry.

@Athena1543658 i should have but i love being difficult. :3 also bride and broom made me laugh.

@prototype_aries Ohhh! Okay you should have led with that, enjoy being tax official bride and broom

@Athena1543658 me and the broom are madly in love we just don't believe in marriage.

@prototype_aries The sanctity of marriage is dead these days,, people don’t fall in love then fall out of love in 30 years like they used to😔

@Ink_Hallows who doesn't enjoy sweep sweep sweep?

@prototype_aries okay this is acceptable, i can see that, you enjoy sweep sweep sweep

i'm going to rebrand all of my accounts. i'm now a baldi selfshipper.

@Athena1543658 yes we both agreed to it. he's very practical.

@prototype_aries Woowwww I see how it is😔 does he know you’re just in it for the tax benefits. SMH my head

@Athena1543658 we didn't invite anyone it was a courthouse wedding. we got married for the tax benefits.

@prototype_aries NOOOO

@Ink_Hallows no you're right. i've thought long and hard about this and i've decided that i'm going to yume the sweeping broom instead.

@prototype_aries sin please you are better than this, dont go to the darkness

@prototype_aries Oh my god<3 when’s the wedding

@Athena1543658 yeah you're right. i'm lying. if i yume'd anyone from that game it'd be the sweep sweep sweep broom. it is the one that really has my heart.

@Athena1543658 my husband. the only thing it says is 'sweep sweep sweep'.

@prototype_aries Now see that’s something I can get behind(I have no idea who that is I’ve never played this game)

@prototype_aries Okay you’re right maybe I’m a little jealous who wouldn’t be,, i’m also just slightly worried about his personality he doesn’t seem all that much of an interesting person

@Athena1543658 well now i think you're just being jealous. there's no reason to be so mean to him, he's doing his best with what he's got.

@Athena1543658 oh absolutely his fashion sense is horrid. but that's also not a dealbreaker.

@prototype_aries While I don’t disagree with you a bright green shirt and blue jeans just don’t speak well to his broader sense of fashion and I just don’t know how to feel about that

@Athena1543658 he can wear other shirts, it's not a dealbreaker.

@prototype_aries Honestly it’s the green shirt😔 just can’t get past that

@Athena1543658 do you not find baldi from baldi's basics attractive. what's the problem.

@prototype_aries :(???