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@Zoetshi @isca_rambles @romantashas all that over horse tim…

@queennsava @isca_rambles @romantashas how about threat to call off the wedding ? to take the kids and live far away ? to sell the car and disappear over night ? if favoritism isn't gonna work we can always use threat come on em

what update do you want to see more...

@isca_rambles @Zoetshi @romantashas just vibes I guess 😭

@queennsava @Zoetshi @romantashas okay but when do your wifey favouritism points refresh? is it monthly? quarterly?

@Zoetshi @isca_rambles @romantashas i fear i used all of my wifey favoritism points to get behooved so sadly there’s nothing to be involved in

@isca_rambles @queennsava @romantashas i'm interested involve me

@isca_rambles @romantashas THE BEHOOVENING

@queennsava @romantashas Behooved part two? The Behoovening?

@Zoetshi yeah the curse aspect shocked me but I did know that Tim was a police horse LMAO

@queennsava oh its sooooooo much better but the only thing is for some reason i got it in my head that it would be an AU ?? like i fully expected some prince lore and first meetings and totally didn't expect the wesley smitty thing 😭

READING BEHOOVED RN

boys' day out.

@romantashas @onlyalifetime_ the power you hold…

@onlyalifetime_ I can’t believe this

fic so hype, ao3 decided to exit open beta after fifteen years

IT'S FINALLY UPON US! THE STORY THAT WAS FORETOLD 😍

@isca_rambles without me the we’d all be deprived of this beautiful beautiful fic soooo

wifey is an angel who can do no wrong, she’s wonderful amazing and talented and I love her always, absolutely no clue what gave her this idea

@CrazyGirlVids we wouldn’t be running anywhere bc she’d throw me off as a punishment for my crimes

@queennsava well it would be a gift. imagine how fast you could run

(unrelated: peer pressure works, the idea of being horsified is worse than drugs)

@spacychris obviously start with behooved

so many fics to read, so little time

GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET!!

@Zoetshi @romantashas YEAH DUDE I CANT BELIEVE IT

@queennsava @romantashas EM CONGRATULATIONS WE MADE IT

can't wait to get home tonight so I can post this fic

@arrowhofshield enjoy your moment while it lasts ;)

funko: we’re making mockingbird pops, how many do you want? me: yes.

@Zoetshi @romantashas real

@romantashas this is like my wedding day

@romantashas my post-shower read for the evening omfg