Rachel Johnson

lmfao I'm going through my old tweets and this aged like milk 🤦‍♀️

Fuckkk yeaaaaaaa twitter.com/canesfootball/…

@hayley_bly 100000% do not I got your back girl

I will never understand why it's so fucking difficult to just chew with your mouth closed like no one wants to fucking hear you eat good god

If your Facebook Election Day political rant is so long it opens a new window when I click 'continue reading' you're doing it wrong

But like was the sunset awesome in California today? Not sure...

Literally what the fuck is with all the goddamn apple picking

@HarryKroll pretty big fan actually thanks for asking #BeliEVEN #GoGiants

@BigRedCeej 🙋🏻

Nothing makes my blood boil more than that god awful Florida state war chant

Could use a new ballot choice: “None of the Above”. If it beats the leading candidate then all new people must run for office

Dear Snapchat, I don't give a flying fuck about memories....go away

We have to apologize to the dog whenever we sneeze cause he looks like the world is about to end and tbh it's a little ridiculous

@BigRedCeej 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼 hi friend

"Well I don't know how to Twitter otherwise I would Twitter. Tweet? I would tweet?" #momism #good

@emma_ashworth cause they pass everyone....

98% sure a group of firemen just rang the fire truck bell cause the thought I was cute, and I'm pretty unsure how to take this

Aaron Tveit I love you #GreaseLive

Cheez-Its and chocolate coconut water just cured my hangover. 23 doesn't change anything ladies and gents.

@amgreen10 that doesn't say anything about the money they raise.....