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Musings of an anonymous CPA.

Elysium Beigetreten Ağustos 2015
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RandomCPA@randomcpa·
Tweeting this just so I can pin it
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Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
Offering euthanasia to depressed people is state-sponsored murder. There is no ambiguity. It is murder.
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Clayton Sayfie
Clayton Sayfie@CSayf23·
Michigan head coach Dusty May: "We had one of our player's agents two weeks ago say he's spoken with other schools. He caught himself. I said you work for your client. And we've got the next month to evaluate from our standpoint and his standpoint, if this isn't the best place, there's no hard feelings. You work for him. You have to do the best for him. We want him to stay. If he doesn't feel like he'll have an opportunity to play and develop, whatever the case, there's no hard feelings. "So he was almost shocked that we weren't angry at him because he said he'd spoken to several other schools. So it's -- as long as they're all on one-year contracts and as long as there's as much fluidity as there is in college basketball, until we figure out a system, it's not going to change. I don't take it personally when our guys say they have offers from other schools. I just don't. "I don't like it because, obviously, it's more work for me and it's change and it's hard, but I'm not mad at them for it."
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Tiger Tracker
Tiger Tracker@OGTigerTracker·
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High Yield Harry
High Yield Harry@HighyieldHarry·
MDs telling the team that they hired an army of Claude Agents
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Brentley Romine
Brentley Romine@BrentleyGC·
Martin County Sheriff's Office: Tiger Woods was involved in two-car crash where he overtook a truck pulling a trailer at a high rate of speed and clipped the trailer, flipping his SUV on its driver's side. He appeared to be impaired and was arrested, booked into the Martin County Jail and charged with DUI, property damage and refusal to submit to a lawful test. No injuries to Woods or the driver of the truck.
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Tigers PR
Tigers PR@DetroitTigersPR·
In the Expansion Era (since 1961), two players aged 21-or-younger have had 4+ hits in their Major League debut: Kevin McGonigle - March 26, 2026 Delino DeShields - April 9, 1990 (via @EliasSports)
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The Long View
The Long View@HayekAndKeynes·
Roughly a quarter of the world still lives on less electricity each year than a single refrigerator.
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Annie
Annie@nontanne·
my favorite poem is the beaufort wind scale i guess
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Greg Marx, CPA
Greg Marx, CPA@CPAintheD·
Clients figuring out a way to lower the resolution even further on pictures of documents they send me
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ian bremmer
ian bremmer@ianbremmer·
biden total spend on ukraine: $180 billion the pentagon just asked for $200 billion for war in iran.
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Mike J. Asti
Mike J. Asti@MikeAsti11·
Still the only manager to lead USA to a World Baseball Classic title.
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Will Manidis
Will Manidis@WillManidis·
we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter at all and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen
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Scott Van Pelt
Scott Van Pelt@notthefakeSVP·
Been at ESPN a long time - this one was an all timer. Before social media, it was as viral as a story can be. I watched it on a tape in the news room. I couldn’t stop watching his teammates.
Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma

19 years ago, a high school basketball coach put his team manager into a game for the final four minutes. The kid had never played a single minute of competitive basketball in his life. He scored 20 points. Jason McElwain was diagnosed with severe autism at age two. He didn’t speak until he was five. He couldn’t chew solid food until he was six. He wore a nappy for most of his early childhood. As a baby, he was rigid, wouldn’t make eye contact, and hid in corners away from other children. He tried out for his school basketball team every year and got cut every time. Too small. Too slight. Barely 5’6 and about 54 kilograms. But he loved the game so much that his mum called the school and asked if there was any way he could be involved. The coach created a team manager role for him. For three years, McElwain showed up to every practice and every game. He wore a shirt and tie on match days. He ran drills, handed out water, kept stats, and cheered every basket like he’d scored it himself. On 15 February 2006, the last home game of his final school year, the coach let him suit up in a proper jersey and sit on the bench. With four minutes left and a comfortable lead, the coach sent him in. His first shot missed. His second missed. Then something shifted. He hit a three-pointer. Then another. Then another. His teammates stopped shooting entirely and just kept passing him the ball. He hit six three-pointers and a two-pointer. 20 points in four minutes. The highest scorer in the game. When the final buzzer went, the entire crowd rushed the court and lifted him onto their shoulders. His mum tapped the coach on the shoulder, in tears. “This is the nicest gift you could have ever given my son.” McElwain won the ESPY Award for Best Moment in Sports that year, beating out some of the biggest names in professional sport. He’s 36 now. He works at a local supermarket, coaches basketball, has run 17 marathons including five Boston Marathons, and travels the country speaking about never giving up. When asked about that night, his coach still gets emotional. “For him to come in and seize the moment like he did was certainly more than I ever expected. I was an emotional wreck.”

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Kyle Porter
Kyle Porter@KylePorterNS·
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Kyle Porter
Kyle Porter@KylePorterNS·
normal sport
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RandomCPA@randomcpa·
@KylePorterNS Understand your point and agree… but if we assume the drive faces get slightly hotter each year, does that explain the difference?
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