Matt Gordon

@TolarianCollege Hey Prof! My LGS, Gabi’s Olympia Cards and Comics got robbed yesterday. In lieu of help for repairs they are asking for donations for Gabi’s Kids, a charity she runs to provide school supplies+gifts for families. Would you mind sharing?facebook.com/OlympicCardsAn…

@ericmbudd I don't know if I've ever heard of anyone as quietly envious of a free slice of pizza as this lady.

RIP this Boulder resident on Nextdoor. cause of death was ballot fatigue "It took over a year to study up on the issues that were on this local ballot. ALL my free time." #boulder

@JGunlock @EchoMichael73 @Bob_Christenson @TinaRamirezVA Sorry my mistake I thought it was for conservative parents worried they're losing a culture war.

@ratherironic @EchoMichael73 @Bob_Christenson @TinaRamirezVA It’s for kids, you humorless twit.

I teach my daughter real American history. I refuse to join the radical left’s campaign to erase history.

sometimes I think the computer isn't ok at all.

RIP Coolio youtube.com/watch?v=2sUKmj…

Closing? For a hurricane?! This CEO is a weak coward and wont be welcome through the gates of Valhallah. Pathetic.

(dressed like a southern fancy lad) lyduhs and gentlemen oh the jurrah I kindlah ask you this: Who couhlda perpetrated such uh malfeasance? Who could harbah such animus? Who... But W.B. Mason.

Not a single thought between those eyes

Absolutely sickening what happened in Martha's Vineyard. Complete disregard for these people's lives just to use them for a cheap political stunt.

@TheMackerman that's pretty neat.

Banana slugs have a lung hole on the side of their body that functions similar to a whale's blow hole and I think that's pretty neat.

AND ANOTHER THING! 'FLOUNDERS' AREN'T EVEN YELLOW! THEY HAVE BOTH EYES ON THE SAME SIDE OF THEIR HEAD AND THEIR ENGLISH IS QUITE POOR!! INCREDIBLE THAT THE LYING WOKE MEDIA WON'T TALK ABOUT THESE SCIENTIFIC INACCURACIES!

Our condolences, Rest In Peace Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II 🕊

How would I describe Olympia, WA? The other day I saw multiple cars in a parking lot with this bumper sticker. Hope this helps.

Could you imagine in the 90s if your local Walmart sold nazi sympathizing CDs and when asked about it were like "Oh totally! We also hate it too! We're donating some of their money to holocaust awareness. Gotta keep selling it though. Don't want to make any moral judgements."

If there were an Olympics for racism, upstate NY suburbs would be the sleeper candidate for most medals.

Oh my student loans? Still getting paid back. In full. With interest + tip. It's a little thing you wouldn't understand called: sigma grindset. Hustling is a lifestyle and I live it. That's the difference between you and me. 💪

Made a playlist for your weekend hike