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Twitter is such a goated app, it feels like a psych ward with no staff

@tracetrainer I love this picture😍

#sexysaturday 😈

When I'm stalking and I see exactly what I didn't want to see

"You’re too old for birthday parties" Me:

having so many options that you do nothing instead

outfit repeater meal repeater movie rewatcher I know what i like

got paid yesterday. paid my bills and outstanding debts. broke again within an hour amazing! adulting is just amazing!

Me in public wanting to go home and watch my shows

Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

Normalize smoking weed. Y'all make it seem like crack 😂

@wtxcowboy You look so good!!!

I’ve neglected you guys. Here’s so cock as an apology. 🫡 forgive me?

me all day: me when it's bed time:

no matter how many times i watch infinity war that “mr stark i dont feel so good” scene will always get me

when ur song comes on and you’re about to hit that mf word for word

Congratulations on working 40 hours! You are now free to dissociate for 2 days

it takes me 5-7 business years to get over stuff so please do not piss me off

Tom Holland em "Spider-Man: Brand New Day".

"I'm not sleeping I was just resting my eyes" - a mf who was definitely passed out

what a boring planet… no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no ware wolves….. just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people

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