Oliver Klaushoff 🇹🇹

My nfl playoff predictions (red hot past 3 years) WC winners: NE, BUF, HOU, LAR, SF, CHI Div winners: BUF, LAR, SEA, NE Championship winners: BUF & LAR Superbowl: Buffalo

@Swayze_CrazyBSB Turned that shit off

Libbert in

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving. Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free. I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these." "They just come with the table, man." They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner. This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat. I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared. "Did we…?" "Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless." Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined. My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude." Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man. I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy. Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived. I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most. Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

So I’m forced to watch PMT and Spittin Chiclets on Netflix so Barstool can pay Nate $250,000 a year…

Get rid of the woman announcer She’s horrid #FIFAWourldCup

@PFTCommenter PFTroller

Love this. Some things are bigger than sports.

Knicks have the terminator on their team

@MrJerryOC Bing bong, wemby you blew it!

@stoolpresidente I'm also talking about teachers but those people are even worse

Lots of people sticking up for teachers. I’m not talking about your local high school teachers. My mom was a teacher. I’m talking academia. Professors, administrators, deans etc. People who get a million degrees and but never work in real world. They suck

@GovTimWalz I mean minnesota is better than Somalia so I'd bet they love it

Haters gonna hate.

@TreyWallace Ok, fire sorsby then nobody will boycott you, all fair?

Cody Campbell calls out those threatening to boycott playing Texas Tech because of integrity He said teams have players with DUIs, woman abusers “I mean, nobody boycotted to play Penn State a few years ago when that horrible situation happened there” foxnews.com/outkick-sports…

Europeans in America as soon as they discover SEC football stadiums, dodge chargers, Buc-ees and Taco Bell

@kirbyhocutt You pay brendan sorsby. He paid for the lawsuit. You funded it, you allowed it to happen, you don't care about integrity

@HoboThatsFrugal @TheFantasyPT Vegas knows more than we do. If fernando gets in early it hits everybody

@TheFantasyPT Bowers only at 900? Lmfao. That dude is crushing 1200 easily.

TE Receiving Yardage O/U via Caesars Trey McBride: 1,025.5 Brock Bowers: 900.5 Kyle Pitts: 775.5 Colston Loveland: 750.5 Tyler Warren: 725.5 Harold Fannin Jr: 675.5 Travis Kelce: 650.5 Sam LaPorta: 600.5 Tucker Kraft: 600.5 Dallas Goedert: 575.5 Juwan Johnson: 550.5 Dalton Kincaid: 525.5 Isaiah Likely: 525.5 TJ Hockenson: 500.5 Dalton Schultz: 500.5 Mark Andrews: 500.5 Hunter Henry: 500.5 Chig Okonkwo: 475.5 Jake Ferguson: 475.5 Brenton Strange: 475.5 Pat Freiermuth: 450.5 Kenyon Sadiq: 450.5 Cade Otton: 425.5 Gunnar Helm: 400.5

@PeteNakos If texas tech pays brendan sorsby they have funded it. It's not complicated

Texas Tech AD Kirby Hocutt releases a statement re: Brendan Sorsby lawsuit. "Texas Tech is not a party to Brendan's lawsuit. We did not file it. We did not fund it." on3.com/news/texas-tec…

@DoubleVodkaDon @Diamondrecov3ry Hope you're better dude. Gambling ruins a lot of lives so hope you can come out better on the other side

Life Update: Went to rehab to get treatment. Truly sorry for any negativity I caused. Thank you to my family/friends who stood by me. Grateful to still work at Barstool. Proud of the changes I’ve made. Thank you @Diamondrecov3ry DMs open for anyone struggling with mental health.

Tucker Carlson contradicts himself for 3 mins straight.

Tucker Carlson not knowing what things mean for 90 seconds.

Peyton Manning playoff stats in years he DIDN'T win the Super Bowl (20 games): 64.1% CMP - 7.4 YPA - 35 TD - 17 INT - 92.1 RATING - 6.92 NY/A - 6.84 ANY/A - (7-13 record) Tom Brady playoff stats in years he DID win the Super Bowl (22 games): 64.2% CMP - 7.1 YPA - 40 TD - 16 INT - 93.2 RATING - 6.64 NY/A - 6.73 ANY/A - (22-0 record) Amazing how close the production is while their playoff reputations couldn't be any more different. Brady is so overrated.

The US Debt Clocks counts up (by a lot). Florida’s Debt Clock counts down. More than 50% of the debt retired in the past 8 years!