Luke Skywalker

Man, Uncle Owen can stick it, I'm not cleaning these damn droids.

If I shoot one more whomp rat I think I'll hurl!

"F**king Jawas. The Jawas are responsible for all the wars in the galaxy. Are you a Jawa?"

Went out to the desert today, got my butt kicked buy some locals, and hooked up with this weird old hippie. Man was that guy messed up with s...