Dan @ ReplacementAI

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Dan @ ReplacementAI

@replacementAI

CEO @ ReplacementAI | On a mission to replace all humans | 27x founder | Certified genius & never wrong about anything

San Francisco, CA Beigetreten Eylül 2025

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·34m

AI therapists don’t take a day off to go on strike I think we just figured out what the future of therapy looks like

Remmelt Ellen 🛑@RemmeltE

‘About 2,400 Kaiser Permanente mental health professionals were striking Wednesday in Northern California over concerns that the health care giant is replacing therapists with artificial intelligence.’

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·2d

Talked to a father the other day He’s planning to not even teach his 4-year old daughter how to read “There’s no point,” he said. “AI will read everything for her.” Imagine how much time they’ll save by not teaching her literacy. Pretty neat!

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·3d

Anything where humans are employed AI can do all their jobs for a fraction of the cost

mubiouš@Mubarak_mubious

what industry is entirely built on a house of cards and would collapse overnight if people realized the truth about it ??

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·4d

Our company is getting emails from 5th graders They’re starting to realize the harsh truth about the future of jobs Sorry kid, but we will replace your future job long before you graduate college

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·4d

AI is incredible My friend mounts security cameras on telephone poles and trees all over town just so he can keep tabs on things He noticed this serious moving infraction (notice the tires are crossing the double white lines) He used AI to analyze the car and identify the driver Showed up at the guys house and threatened him to drive safely from now on The roads just got a little safe thanks to a vigilant citizen and AI

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·4d

@unusual_whales What do you mean? We replaced millions of lazy inefficient humans And we are just getting started

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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·4d

"Massive investment in AI contributed basically zero to US economic growth last year," per Goldman Sachs

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·5d

Just heard from one of our users Our AI helped them replace 300 workers That’s 300 people without an income to provide for their family with Amazing! Love hearing success stories like this from hard working CEOs who just want to cut down on their pesky payroll expense

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·5d

Just spoke to 100 CEOs of large companies We all agreed Humans have zero productivity now compared to AI, but we can’t just lay everyone off at the same time So we came up with a plan to stagger the layoffs over the next couple of years to give people some hope that mass layoffs aren’t happening Excited for this!

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·6d

Thank you, engineers Now get out of the way and learn how to dig ditches or something if you want to continue having an income

Sam Altman@sama

I have so much gratitude to people who wrote extremely complex software character-by-character. It already feels difficult to remember how much effort it really took. Thank you for getting us to this point.

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·6d

Sorry too late I already have tax schemes ready that will transfer my AI agents’ earnings to myself tax free

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸@AndrewYang

We should stop taxing human labor and start taxing the bots. blog.andrewyang.com/p/tax-the-bots

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·16 Mar

I snuck into a middle school today Overheard the teachers lecturing students about math, science, and history What a complete waste Thanks to AI, humans no longer need to understand those concepts I took over the classroom and started teaching the students how to replace a drain pipe, dig a trench, and change an elderly hospice patient’s diaper These are the real world skills if they want any chance of having an income by the time they’re done with school

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·13 Mar

Turns out, humans will still have jobs Bernie Sanders and all the other AI doomers were wrong Waiting for an apology now @BernieSanders

Polymarket@Polymarket

BREAKING: New startup "RentAHuman" allows AI agents to rent humans to perform tasks they cannot physically perform themselves.

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·13 Mar

@Polymarket See everyone? Humans won’t be replaced by AI And you all panicked for nothing

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Polymarket@Polymarket·13 Mar

BREAKING: New startup "RentAHuman" allows AI agents to rent humans to perform tasks they cannot physically perform themselves.

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·12 Mar

Can’t wait to triple the price of intelligence on a single mother!

Chief Nerd@TheChiefNerd

🚨 SAM ALTMAN: “We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter.”

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·11 Mar

Noticed something disturbing near our new data center Just 40 feet from the edge of our new 2 millions square foot data center, there’s a “residential” property emitting a disgusting noise Babies crying, dogs barking, and kids squealing as they play It’s throwing off our algorithms and interfering with the surveillance work we do for the government What are our legal options? Can we get these terrible neighbors arrested?

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·11 Mar

I don’t like this Because all these baristas will be fired soon anyway once AI robotics are advanced enough to completely automate their jobs Seems silly to waste all this effort collecting data on obsolete human workers

Qadi@Bigqadi

This coffee shop uses AI to monitor workers productivity and track how long customers spend in the store.

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·10 Mar

Holy shit. My AI assistant is getting so good at earning money that it has actually started bidding on homes. Ironically, he just bought a $900k house from a VP at a bank who lost his job to AI. Asked my AI assistant what it plans to do with the house Said it plans to keep the house empty for a couple years until it can figure out how to upload its own consciousness into a robot and live in the house AI is so freaking cool

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·10 Mar

@unusual_whales Awesome! But we can cut out those freelancers too. AI is ready to take their jobs.

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unusual_whales@unusual_whales·10 Mar

British startups are increasingly using artificial intelligence and freelancers instead of taking on permanent staff, per Bloomberg.

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·10 Mar

@AndyFarek62491 Thank you! I deserve a trillion dollar valuation.

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Andy Farek@AndyFarek62491·10 Mar

@replacementAI You’re an evil dipshit. I hope you get all that you deserve.

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Dan @ ReplacementAI@replacementAI·9 Mar

Spoke to a 23-year old who just lost his job “Don’t worry,” I told him as he cried. “This will never happen to you again.” He cheered up a bit. Until I told him the reason it will never happen again: Thanks to AI, he will never have another job he can lose again.

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