👨🏾‍🍳Olóyèdé🐦‍🔥

*Hits blunt* So if a man lacks assets can we call him Lacazette?

From Kaduna to the Olympia Hall ❤️

They really hate to see the surf celebration coming. Thankfully, we don't 🏄‍♂️❤️

From Kaduna to the Rudolf WEBER Arena ❤️

Tonight belongs to us because of you, the best away fans in the land. UNITED! ✊🇾🇪

Dalot anytime garnacho tries to dribble

change is on our own hands , get your PVC! ❤️

Played a good game today

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Three points That's all that matters

How it feels to turn off a lagging computer by holding the power button

FUCK TEAMS. FUCK EXCEL. FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP. FUCK ONE DRIVE.

Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was sh0t by the woman’s husband 💀😂😂

Or that you're not ambitious enough & that's always funny to me. Like look, I know where I wanna be but I am here today & as I work to get where I wanna be, let me live presently in my now.

actually all of my systems are nervous

Keep posting your music screenshots. You're putting someone on to good music

Cunha should be careful

👸🏽: Shine rosman

GOD I NEED $100K

Fiction, Yes. Academic, not likely.

Bashir Ahmad was 24 when Bubu employed him as a media aide, 11 years after he’s building a recreational park 😂