Rick's Bemused Nihilism

@JQwelin I was 18, we had Mormons approach our gate, to talk to me about their religion. My dog, a mutt about lab size, was barking his head off at them. I shouted, "Lucifer, HEEL!", and he sat quietly next to me. "I'm not interested." They left. Y'all, I never trained my dog, Woof. 🤣😈

@VividVivka Hell.. I didn't catch the reference either. I was all, "as an avid fan of Greek mythology as a child, Vivka is absolutely correct here!"

lol the kids are roasting me became I was thinking of historical books and not a game. Feel free to point and laugh at me. This is how I tell everyone I haven’t played resident evil since 6. 😅 And ya know, I stand by it. That’s a dog named Cerberus. That’s not a Cerberus.

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

@BigFish3000 Nice try. I took the Amtrak home. We tried to pay TSA almost a dozen times and Republicans said no every time. Then the GOP Speaker closed session last night and sent everyone home. Please Google what party is in charge of Congress right now. The answer may surprise you!

🗞️ | "Passei uma década inteira sendo 'a amiga divertida' que ninguém lembrava. Me formei na Escola de Drama de Yale com a certeza de que seria uma atriz séria. Queria fazer teatro experimental, personagens trágicas e trabalhos que exigissem silêncio e monólogos profundos. Mas Hollywood tem uma forma cruel de rotular as pessoas. Em vez de prêmios e dramas de época, consegui papéis de melhor amiga, vizinha excêntrica ou esposa cansada. Lembro-me de ir a estreias onde os jornalistas tiravam fotos minhas apenas porque eu estava ao lado da verdadeira estrela. 'Você é tão boa em papéis secundários', diziam os diretores. 'Você rouba a cena.' Era um elogio que soava como uma condenação. Pensei que meu momento tivesse passado. Que, aos 40 anos, numa indústria que adora a juventude, meu destino seria ser o ingrediente secreto, nunca o prato principal. Quando me ofereceram o papel de vilã em uma série da Marvel, achei que seria apenas mais um personagem pitoresco. Uma bruxa cômica. Nem tinha certeza se queria aceitar. Mas algo naquela personagem, Agatha, me libertou. Permitiu-me ser grandiosa, ridícula, sombria e divertida ao mesmo tempo. E, em uma reviravolta que ninguém esperava, nem eu mesma, uma canção da série tornou-se um fenômeno viral. Hoje, aos 50 anos, sou protagonista da minha própria série. Caminho por sets onde meu nome está nos contratos. Já não estou ao fundo apoiando alguém. Estou no centro, aproveitando cada segundo. Não existe idade para a sua grande oportunidade. Às vezes, o sucesso não chega tarde; ele aparece justamente quando você já não se preocupa em caber no molde que criaram para você. Seu momento não tem data de validade. Às vezes, ele só precisa que você mesma vista a capa." - Kathryn Hahn

We have an early contender for Best #NoKings Protest Sign 😈 Enjoy your cope today, MAGA 😂 #NoKingsDay

We were driving towards Bow Lake when the light hit the storm clouds. Double rainbow. Light moving fast. I ran from the car and shot handheld, no time to set up the tripod. It was gone in minutes. Some photographs feel like gifts.

Can you all believe that some people actually have the audacity to comment on the morality of the sexual orientation of others? Like WTAF? Talk about not staying in your own lane.

genuinely think shaming women for enjoying sex is very counterproductive and not very woke

@GirlyScouts @klitdotkom They all need that delusion, lest they come to terms with the reality of how easily they're swayed by such a subpar con man that call centers in 3rd world countries are posting his grifts as cautionary tales of what NOT to do and say.

@ricksbrowder @klitdotkom They’re pedo apologists, I argued with a lady once who told me trump is the best republican ever and I gagged 🫩 She obv denied he’s a pedo and said it’s democrat lies.

I can tell when a man online doesnt speak to women irl

@swordhopesin @GirlyScouts @klitdotkom Me? Not that I saw. Should I have?

@ricksbrowder @GirlyScouts @klitdotkom Did you get a notification when i replied to you?

black hairstyles are alt btw

@GirlyScouts @klitdotkom Or.... Even worse.... They think that everything he's done is okay or even admirable. Because if the "leader" (ha fucking ha) of the free world is doing these things, they CAN'T feel bad about engaging (or wanting to) in those activities themselves. "Daddy Donny says it's okay!"

@ricksbrowder @klitdotkom Yep and I’ve witnessed it first hand both online and in real time. They believe Donnie Duck is innocent 🙄

New to Goth? Hi welcome. We got cool music. But unfortunately the general public and especially dudes will think it’s a sex thing.

“Men need to be masculine” actually this is the hottest thing a man has ever done

@GirlyScouts @klitdotkom Far too many men, and Magats especially, have a tendency to project their insecurities and weakness, in the hopes that others around them are as lame as they are, and that they can maintain they're self delusion of superiority. They are comedically wrong.

@ricksbrowder @klitdotkom Oh yes they were all MAGA pointing fingers at me calling me everything they don’t like about themselves 🤭

@kandygill7 Happy birthday, Queen!

Heading out to protest. Oh yeah, I turned 62 today. 🤭

@GirlyScouts @klitdotkom Those are examples of magats' a-game. Sad little fuckers, them, but far too common.

@klitdotkom Like all of these dumb cocks that were verbally abusing my mentions last night

So he was fine when it was racists, pedophiles, and angry assholes, to the point that he has a personal hand in getting Trump as much traction as he has... But NOW he wants to get out of bed with them? Nah... He gets to wear that albatross.

@meishato And quit making your kids hug and kiss people just because they’re family.