* ੈ ‧✩sammy✩‧₊˚

it was this morning btw at 5:52 am

so I believe this man is gonna break no contact this week let’s place bets on which day !

here’s the clues: he redownloaded snap to look at my story 10 mins later we drove past each other in traffic and had a stare down Facebook is recommending him as friend to me now all of the sudden 🤔

this is what I look like in march of 2026 goodbye

If my glasses don’t get delivered in the next 2 days I’m going to riot actually

USPS tracking be like: IT DOESNT EXIST HEY WE DONT KNOW WHERE IT IS Oh! Hahah it’s delivered!

coming out as a makeoutaholic

I’m excite to go see Mr. Mans and give himb his gifts and also lots of kith

i am both the jester and the queen

btw if anyone wanted to know the card WORKED and were together now tehee

i wanna be hugged for 3 hours

i already know who the loml is we just not cool rn

“AI is replacing us” i’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum

so I made this man a homemade Christmas card but now it’s time to write the note inside and uhhh

disgustingly bad attachment problems but i’m like cool and nonchalant about it

hope my absence haunts u forever fuckin loser