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I was born in the wrong generation… I wish I was born in the 1300s where stepping on a 0.03 inch splinter of untreated wood would infect and kill me within days

Pickles are great..until you're in one.

The concept of waking up early for work

just got the scariest dm of my life

@sneepykate There’s so many ⚔️ we need to join the cause

I still think it’s easier to manage extreme cold than extreme heat.

taco bell doesn’t hurt my stomach bc it knows i approach it with pure intentions and a positive spirit

Xeep xeep xorp zep zep zop xorp xeep Cane's Chicken xap zarp xeep zoro

the first mf that lied was probably like Yoooooooo

ohhhhh look at me guys i have a wife and im happy in love ooooohh fuck you bro

Hello chat

i’m so obsessed with this