Robert Payton

Bro I just paid 1700 in taxes bahahahahhahahabagahahah what are we doing

I told my service writer I needed a specific TPMS and not the cheap Napa Qwik sensor(still expensive) I just can’t program them with the tpms tool I have Well they order the cheaper sensors and now they’re trying to force me to buy a new tpms tool but Snapon wants 600 for a used unit At least mechanics are overpaid 🤦‍♂️💀

America went from beans and rice to banana and rice

@Vitus_osst Yea your arguekent is would someone wear a sweatsuit to see the president…well just look how Zelensky Dressed for over 2 years lol

Why will they allow people to dress like this in the Church for Mass? This is a total insult to Christ.

Listen to people when they tell you who they are

@ChrissieMayr lol she’s getting the ick in real time

I am loving this new season of Love On The Spectrum

@BraedenSorbo All I heard from their retarded jabber was how women want strong men not fags behind a desk

Two 6's complain about their husbands because they don't do enough for them.

@SithLordGroyper @ElijahSchaffer But were they wearing shoes? Gotta take the small wins

@ElijahSchaffer I almost threw up.

I went to a coffee shop in small town Texas & everyone working there was Trans 🏳️‍⚧️ EVERY. SINGLE. PERSON. How is that possible?

@ElijahSchaffer @SithLordGroyper Wait till it’s a coffee shop full of trans jeets

@YourPalAnus lol why are fags so popular

looksmaxxing? Guy looks like a total dweeb.

Bro what

I just finished eating and I’m looking at my 11 month old daughter. I think to myself the last time I saw my dad I was 14 he died last year and I really idk it’s just heavy

@PoisonedWell267 @vrilliumlive I’d hardly say Elijah Shaffer is Ben Shapiro lol but doesn’t work with Elijah anymore

@vrilliumlive I'm gonna be so pissed off in like 2 weeks when I find out you also secretly work for Ben Shapiro, like Doyle does, by some other suspiciously Theater-Kid shaped Right-Wing Commentator.

“I don’t understand…we posted him in a diaper, he cross dressed… How is he still viewmogging me?”

@BraedenSorbo Also peep the amount of coke she’s done lmao

@BraedenSorbo “Hot girls”- translates to women with body modifications to make them more pretty to other women

Hoeflation is a real epidemic. Average looking women get themselves wrapped up in fantasy novels and movies which leaves them with unrealistic expectations about life and dating. The average 4 thinks she should be able to date an 8. These unrealistic expectations are going to leave millions of people, namely women, unhappy and lonely.

@DrAlmarielao Masters in what? Lmao

A girl sits in her car scrolling through her email, heart sinking as she reads, “We’ve decided to move forward with other candidates.” It was for a cashier position at Target. She exhales in disbelief; she has a bachelor’s degree *and* a master’s, yet she can’t even land a job at the register. Applications, interviews, rejections… over and over again. She whispers, “What was all that hard work for?” This is the reality many people are quietly facing; overqualified, underemployed, and emotionally drained. The job market can feel confusing and unfair, where education doesn’t always translate into opportunity. Have you ever felt stuck between being “too qualified” and still not being given a chance? How did you navigate it?

@BrianAtlas She’s 28 and worrying about finances when she’s 60? I’d hope your family grows and makes good choices within those 32 years lol

I think we should normalize women not doing bird hands

@BraedenSorbo Well it is tick season now lol Don’t get bit by a lone star tick and your fine Almost time for my yearly tick on my balls

Everybody needs to see this. Emergency rooms across the US are experiencing record high tick bites. The weirdest of all of these is a new tick that is causing people to be allergic to red meat. Thankfully, Bill Gates is creating lab grown meat that can be eaten by people who suddenly have an allergy to natural beef. Credit: Iamstoneweisman/ig

@itsmorganariel Why are we acting like this is a new thing lol

Imagine going out on a date thinking you might meet the love of your life and instead it’s some sleaze ball trying to pimp you out and turn you into a prostitute. This culture is degenerate.

My favorite part about my wife being pregnant is I can tell her to go sit down and relax and I’ll do the dishes laundry and cooking She usually tell me it’s her job(I just think she doesn’t like how I fold clothes)