Roger Wilco

4 hour doughnuts Bakers dozen 13.13 1 Tbsp  spoon yeast. or 1 pk   1 cup warm water margarine 1/4 cup sugar 1/3 cup milk 1 cup egg 1 beaten 1/2 tsp. Salt  flour 4 1/2 cup

@rynh667 They join you

how do i join the illuminati

GO FREAKING BLUE!!!!!

@stoolpresidente 🔥

MICHIGAN IS INEVITABLE!!! 24/7 365 Championship School!!! #Goblue

@wisdomXplorer Cause they hurt

Why do so many people choose hate?

@Noshitdelilah @_Always_around_ My boss Go ahead you get paid by the hour take as many fuc*king days as you want. Pro tip if they can get by without you for a week they don’t need you anyway

I wonder if my boss would mind if I took the day off for the rest of the year.

@OldRowSwig In the interest of transparency. Yes I do, this is a funny alternative image, congratulations 🥳 again

@OldRowSwig Nope

Remember that time we beat Canada in their own sport?

@buffys Car + keys + wallet

define ‘the big 3’

Do they still use land line phones in Canada?

@StoolCave @stoolpresidente That’s everyday

@stoolpresidente Bad day to be a Portnoy hater!!!

SEE YA LATER MUTT!

@stoolpresidente 🔥👏

@MbarkCherguia 😢

Apparently, if you can see a fish, you're left-brained, and if you can see 2 people holding hands, you're right-brained. What do you see?

@WigglyAir Can’t be stuck if it’s liquid

@TeaTheDeveloper Most I have ever had

Who else is experiencing a drastic drop in followers?

@TeaTheDeveloper That Marylin Manson had his rib removed

What is the most successful lie ever spread in human history?

She said: "Tell me something beautiful" He told her: (∂ + m) ψ = 0 It's the Dirac equation, and it's the most beautiful in physics. It states that if two particles interact for some time and then separate, they continue behaving as a single system even if they're light-years apart 😍

@alltooriah Tell your cat the Artemis II crew said pspsps

@NASA ❤️

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