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I was charging my phone at the airport. This guy unplugged mine and started plugging in his. I just watched him. Then I said, “Are you okay?” He goes, “My phone is dead.” I unplugged his. Slowly. Maintained eye contact. “So is your awareness.” He laughs awkwardly, “I just need a few minutes.” I said, “And I need you to try that somewhere else.” Plugged mine back in. He didn’t reach for it again.

this is YOUR life and you’re letting people make you unhappy???????????????????? In your own life??????????????????

No sucking of boobs, no rubbing of clit, no head giving, no pinching of nipples, no neck kissing, no fingeríng, no head, no tonguing and you expect her to be wet? You’re very STUPID!

“Would you delete your 𝕏 account for $1M?” Me; I really…..just….. cant

Employees throwing hands with a DoorDash driver, thinking she stole from them

The menstrual cycle to bowel movement connection needs to be studied. Smh.

if i survive this phase, i go go join marvel or dc, make dem find one superpower give me.

Sometimes I feel like I need some love but the moment I eat, I realize it was hunger that made me think such nonsense. 😒😒😂😂

As a man, who do you even run to when you’re broke?

Me at 2am after smoking my weed..

Full time: assnal 0-2 sporting CP Everywhere go first Wetin?😂

I hate when someone says “let me tell you something” and then pauses 😭 because now I’m standing there preparing for bad news, good news, drama… everything at once and half the time it’s something completely normal like ??? why did you build suspense like that 💀 am I the only one that mentally prepares for the worst instantly

How life feels after turning 20.

Getting dinner and you..... May God no let dem beat me because of Nikita. Good evening Mutuals

Imagine being on live beefing with your opps and they pull up on you and take your phone😭

POV: when everything finally starts to workout

Definitely Cancer.

Parasite cleanse with clove and black walnut hull

What is something you are proud of yourself for?

"you let your cat sleep with you" i'd let that mf represent me in court

When you ask Gen Z women what they bring to the table 😭😭