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*getting a haircut when girl puts paper around my neck to catch the hair* me: tighter her: what? me: what?

@clowvermp3 @benzo_ferrarii $70 on fb marketplace and survived 🫡

@benzo_ferrarii @royThomes19 That speaker alone is like 250 minimum I hope it's ok

Seems safe right

@benzo_ferrarii Surely I wasn’t drunk from watching soccer in the am while operating that

@royThomes19 Surely that divvy bike has enough suspension to not yeet that speaker right out the basket while going over a pothole

I should not be allowed to touch one of these

Anyways, Malort is attempting to break the world record for most people taking a shot of Malort at the same time on August 30. Want to be a part of it? Details here: timeout.com/chicago/news/y…

Missing the @jnguyensanity bucket hat but Sosa ready

@gulaabi_maal Depends do we need precision or speed

I'm tryna see something really quick, how do y'all use your toilet paper?

Not one shirt adjustment #athlete

I may not show it, but I really miss the Martinez brothers UFO

@ThatBrownKid13 Sorry

@royThomes19 Tweeting this at 6:54am is crazy

Sucking toes?

.@FrankyRizardo you have 24 hours to respond

@ThatBrownKid13 Vouch on one of the above (not saying which)

I’ve been wanting to join a summer league volleyball team. Hmu if you need a sub (I’m being fr). See stats below: -multimillionaire -8 inches and thick -talented -loving and respectful -lost wife 10 weeks ago -lost daughter 3 weeks ago -6 minute mile

@LuolDengUK @urfavSpecialK I have something to make it feel worse and it starts with an a and ends with ters

@urfavSpecialK yeah ngl i got nothing to say to make u feel better

its going down at sosa tmrw btw

#trapped #inside

F2.8, 1/200s, ISO 200. Me and who?

@QuentinCastiel i can sense @Lizzynotions aura from a spot away

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@jnguyensanity Bro we can’t have 2 sad Asians in our group

made the mistake of rereading my old messages with her and now I’m depressed

@SamCOYS10 @ThatBrownKid13 Delete this 😩

@ThatBrownKid13 @royThomes19

Opened that dating app that starts with an H and my ex was the first person I got shown