YoonglesGivesMeTingles

y’all don’t want to read my mind right now.

petição pro bts ir nesse programa cuidar de bebês fofinhos

me reading yoonmin for the first time five years ago

I don’t know how my brain works. Actually, I’m not sure it works. Tonight we’re watching TV with the kids, I grab a Coke, sit down and place the can on the coffee table. And then my brain, this haunted little hamster wheel, goes: “Remember when Yoongi opened a can with one hand?” So naturally I think:“Interesting. I too have a hand.” I lift the tab.I struggle.I inhale like I’m defusing a bomb. Then I try to push the tab back Still one hand.Still committed.Still delusional. I concentrate. I breathe because apparently I’m in a documentary called Woman vs Aluminum. Then the can slips. Coke launches itself across the table like it had waited years for freedom. Everything is wet. The floor. The table. My credibility as a parent. I just stare at it and go: “…oh.” My son turns to me like he just witnessed a workplace accident. “Maman. What are you DOING?” Me, soaked in consequences: “I wanted to see if I could open it with one hand.” Him: “WHY?” And before I can even invent a normal reason, my daughter sighs from the couch. “Yoongi did it in the last live. She thought it was sexy.” My son facepalms so hard I think he saw 2027. “Seriously? Are you going to try EVERYTHING they do?” Me: “No?” My daughter, already opening the evidence folder: “Fly yoga was because of them.” My son: “Climbing too.” Her: “Dance classes.” Him: “Korean cooking workshops.” Her: “The skincare routine.” My son looked at the Coke crime scene, then at me, and said: “Maman. At this point BTS are not idols. They are your remote control” Anyway, I am currently cleaning the floor. And reflecting on my choices.😬

hear me out… run bts episode where they run a daycare— jimin’s getting hugged by three toddlers at once, tae is crawling on the floor playing pretend puppy, jin bribes them with snacks, yoongi’s asleep with one in his lap +

hear me out… run bts episode where they run a daycare— jimin’s getting hugged by three toddlers at once, tae is crawling on the floor playing pretend puppy, jin bribes them with snacks, yoongi’s asleep with one in his lap +